Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I attempted to help a little girl who was alone and looked lost. All I managed to say was, "Hi my name is…" when she screamed and set off an actual rape alarm in her pocket. I was tackled by about 3 people, while my girlfriend did nothing to help me except laugh and start filming it. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
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GabrielleGirard 1
Yet another example that humans are assholes and trying to help them has a big chance of you getting in the shit
deathbot 0
you did the right thing by trying to help at least. ftl.
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Nesyaj0 0
Who are the assholes/idiots who clicked YTDI? Sorry dude, that's low. I couldn't imagined how much i would have flipped out if that happened to me.
BikerMike 0
Never get involved with a domestic problem - call the cops. The women will turn on the person who is helping them. Women bitch about abusive men, but the second someone helps them, they turn on the helper. It is the hardest thing to do is walk away when a husband/boyfriend is beating the shit out of their woman, when you get involved you are the bad guy. Call the cops, walk away and let him beat her up. Find a good lawyer and see if he can pull records of domestic abuse between him and her. If there are records and the lawyer can get them, you have a lot better chance of getting off.
keilah 4
"Women bitch about abusive men, but the second someone helps them, they turn on the helper." Strawman. Women don't all have exactly the same opinions. Women who are strong and confident and not in abusive relationships bitch about abusive men. Brainwashed women protect their abusers against strangers.
gwobble 0
The same thing happened to my dad but he had my neighbor to back him up. Nice job spelling "collaberated" though. Seriously though, why would cops ever take their side? Just because there's two of them? Majority rule doesn't exactly work in any sort of court case...
spiderman0606 0
Dumbass.
yeahreally 6
and this is why people now just walk past things that might require help... the world gets more and more ****** as the years go by.
BadOwner 0
Chris Brown strikes again!! but really, you're all idiots. I agree with none of you. I'm not saying to mind your buisness next time something like this happens, or that you should help. im saying learn from your mistakes! I mean really, if you get attacked AND prolly re-arrested, would ya really want to do it again?
Voids 0
Why are so many women allowing themselves to be subjected to repeatedly being bashed in a relationship? Stand up and get out.
Batsumoto 4
Maybe one day after cosmetic surgery you'll have an abuser of your own and you can tell us then if you stood up and got out.
JulesWinnfield_fml 0
Wow, this one really sucks. I hope it's fake. What the hell is wrong with people?
simplyn2deep 2
wow! no good deed goes unpunished! harsh man
RigChan 0
Well... tell your attorney, and check if there has been any past complaints about that guy who beat up his girlfriend... maybe that might turn something up. Good luck. I'm sorry you got screwed over for doing the right thing.
cabernet 0
She probably blamed you b/c she knew she would get her ass beat even more later on by the bf. She probably still will either way, but I'm sure she was hoping to lessen the beating by standing up for him. Alot of times women will get angry at a man who tries to prevent her bf from beating her for this very reason; stepping in will just make the bf even more angry, and he'll just take it out on her later.