Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I attempted to help a little girl who was alone and looked lost. All I managed to say was, "Hi my name is…" when she screamed and set off an actual rape alarm in her pocket. I was tackled by about 3 people, while my girlfriend did nothing to help me except laugh and start filming it. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
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Top comments
GabrielleGirard 1
Yet another example that humans are assholes and trying to help them has a big chance of you getting in the shit
deathbot 0
you did the right thing by trying to help at least. ftl.
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Comments (139)
devanbrahh 0
wow a dumb bitch would bailout her boyfriend that beats her. THAT IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA. people these days. dumb *****
COBRAMORPH 0
good job there, dumbass. Maybe she burnt his toast.
wxdiaz86 0
shows you not to help people again lol
KitKat270 0
That exact same thing happened to my husband when he was about 18. People can be real jerks!
Kira_Wolfe 0
Never, never, NEVER get involved in a situation like that. The woman NEVER wants help. I have no idea why, but she would rather get her ass beat and lie about it than see him go down for it. "Oh, he's a good man, he just has his moments"...I've lost too many friends to relationships like that.
thatluizkid 2
it's people like that that deserve to be shot at with live chickens...
UsernameMeat 0
shoulda just let that bitch take her beating. sounds like she had it coming.
froggermea 5
holy crap this happened to my cousin... the exact same thing happened to him. except it was a bunch of girls pounding on this one chick and he got blamed for it when the chicks ran away when the cops came.he ended up going to prison for 6 months
NarwhalLove 0
good job for doing the right thing and she probably hit back either because she was scared her bf would beat her more or she thought u were a mugger or somthing
sykokitti 15
this is why good ppl go bad