Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I attempted to help a little girl who was alone and looked lost. All I managed to say was, "Hi my name is…" when she screamed and set off an actual rape alarm in her pocket. I was tackled by about 3 people, while my girlfriend did nothing to help me except laugh and start filming it. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
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GabrielleGirard 1
Yet another example that humans are assholes and trying to help them has a big chance of you getting in the shit
deathbot 0
you did the right thing by trying to help at least. ftl.
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Comments (139)
Hawaii84 16
You did the right. She is a saw excuse of a woman for doing that to you and taking her boyfriend's abuse. The cycle will continue until she either dies, leaves him, or gets arrested.
NiZZALooNY 9
What a scumbag ass couple! I hope everything turned out fine for you
teentee401 37
WTF. I'm guessing she just didn't want her boyfriend to get arrested, but that was still a bitchy thing to do. It sucks when you try to do te right thing and you end up getting hurt by it. YLS
doglover100 29
Such assholes.
Dalleee 29
it seems like you can't help others, you just have to care about your self.
TheVurcle 10
........I have no words to say......
kayla2228 14
****** up
FweakofCydonia 40
I actually heard about a scam in my town where two people pretend to argue and have someone intervene but instead the boy or girl steal your wallet.
gatorgirl7563 22
Hire a private investigator to stalk the couple and gather evidence that the bf has a history of violence and domestic violence and the the gf has a history of putting up with it,... to prove your innocence. Then sue the couple for your investigator/court/lawyer costs, pain and suffering from being in jail, and the damage done to your reputation, plus get them thrown in jail themselves for lying under oath and making false statements, obstructing justice, etc. JUSTICE!!!
Aden M 4
That's why you record anything bad, so you have physical evidence.