Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
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kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
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Comments (178)
suckager 0
First
Naheelawhatwhat 0
WHAT THE CRAP?!?!
magichateball 0
...is the grade your in. Your comment proves it.
Casualt1234 0
this story's fake or at least not an FML. if you really cared about your purse, then you would've chimpanzeed that shit and throw your poop at the person and try to get it back. and since you just sat there ********, the purse didn't mean that much to you in the first place, so it's not an FML.
adorepink86 0
why do people care so much when people put first? SIXTY NINE
HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0
wow, you are truly a ******* moron.
PaulZindelLover 4
duh lots of bathrooms have hooks...the majority actually
AAAAHHHH12 2
And someone wanting to steal a purse wouldn't have to go under the stall door so much as over it.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Heeheehee sixtynine ;)
icertainlysuck 0
This fml is totally turning me on!
TenaciousD_fml 0
Almost all of the bathrooms have hooks on the doors, but maybe not where you live. And to the OP, uh... That must have been some tall ass mother ****** to reach OVER the door. 0_o
Icalasari 0
So, you would burst out of a stall, pants/skirt and panties/briefs/boxers (hey, I bet some women wear the latter two) also around your ankles or around your knees, flinging your shit at the robber like a woman possessed? I admit, the OP DOES deserve it for not trying to grab the purse and give some resistance, but still
Casualt1234 0
well "throwing your poop" is a hyperbole for resisting the person. any person who cares about their credit cards, money, personal items, etc would get off their ass and defend their stuff.
JackDupp 11
um - most womens bathrooms have hooks on the door. otherwise setting your purse on the floor would be really gross. especially if you go home later and set it on your kitchen counter or table. think about that.
granthm 0
that's actually a really clever way to steal stuff. and why do u need to say first is that some kind of magical thing that makes you fly. no! it just proves how immature and insecure you are. I'm done with my rant
Shaebug12 0
lol 175
nazooer 11
second :D
premiermois 5
Stupid. With this FML being #2 is not something to be proud of.
babybarb 0
HAhahahah!
musigreg 0
third
iSmellNice 2
#1, #2, and #3 all fail at life
melodyalam 0
Wow, that sucks.
suckager 0
That's a load of shit fyl
PotatomanIsReal 9
Now OP can say she got robbed shitless :3
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
IMTHEGREATEST 0
I'm afraid of toilet snakes
oloie 0
seventh
Bumlove89 0
shut the f up. Sorry that had to happen to you.
xninix_fml 36
Wow congrats.
Tequila01 0
That would really suck.
jennaboo 0
Im always paranoid of that happening! That sucks though
crystalbluewolf 3
I can totally see this happening though.
bobby222 0
Your fault for taking a crap. Girls don't take craps.
nazooer 11
*in a public bathroom*
blahbleh 0
ever
_rawrasaur_ 0
No, no, we just don't take craps in front of idiots like you. Otherwise, we crap freely and without inhibitions.