Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I accidentally hit an elderly man while driving. The police came, and five minutes later I was told that he confessed to walking in the middle of the road to get hit and claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got charged for hitting a pedestrian. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
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Top comments
shesaywha 19
don't you hate old people who take advantage of their frail, withered body??
WTSchool 0
o.O I knew no good would come from city folk and them drivin' machines.
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Comments (107)
shesaywha 19
don't you hate old people who take advantage of their frail, withered body??
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this is why mandatory euthanasia for people over 70 should be passed by parliament.
suppressed08 2
I actually agree with you there.
sourgirl101 29
I'm so sorry you hate your grandparents.
azhein 0
That would be more like genocide.
xJASMINEx 0
my dad does that in court, cept he uses his diabetes excuse and the fact that he's an amputee, he goes in a wheelchair and brings crutches along
haquai 0
18 is a god damn genius.
boyguydudemalema 0
i hate it when old bags do that, dont worry op shell die b4 you anyways
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
18 just started the Old People halocaust.
FacelessCactus 0
#37 FAIL
GimmeSunglasses 0
What a bitch
MRiKiCCS 0
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS...
ShatteredDreams8 0
why?
MassEffectNerd 0
Old people are EVIL!!
timma90 4
I call bullshit on this FML.
WTSchool 0
o.O I knew no good would come from city folk and them drivin' machines.
KiddNYC1O 22
I know right. There should be an age limit for drivers. Or something...
bamagrl410 31
Spongebob reference? Damn app not posting my comments...
Uscdrew1 7
IT'S CANNONBALL JENKINS!!!
KirkaLiscious 0
stab her :)
theblackpoop 0
agreed in fact bash her face in
DovahShep 20
say she made weird faces, justifys stabbing her
prettyinpunk1025 14
that's bulls**t that's why I hat old people
WhatTheFuq 0
Old people hat you to. And not all old people are mean. Some of the sweetest people on earth are old.
colombiancartel 0
i hat all of you
allmidnighteyes 11
I fedora old people.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'd hit 12.
BabesYourAStar 0
I flatcap old people.
SwagLikeMe 0
heyheyhey, bitches come in all ages.
gooBUZZ 0
^.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
old people don't suck.it's all the governments fault.they make old people do this.haven't you noticed almost everyone in the government is old!?
climbthoserocks 6
did anyone else see the accident? then you can prove she lied and she will get in huge trouble for lying AND hitting you.
mrbeastmode 0
shut up car
alex1432 9
lawl at 36
ThePillow 0
Guys don't bitch at 31, he's a Transformer.
desigirl2010 0
oooo really? like orgasmitron?
hayden555 0
lol 48
starberries 0
That doesn't even make sense. Since when is "making strange faces" a justification for hitting someone with a car? This is stupid.
loski87 4
Exactly what I was thinking.
Pg11 0
not only that, but if she supposedly injured herself in the crash, why does she already have crutches?
alextheguineapig 0
She's obviously prepared for anything. In fact, she probably has a shotgun in her trunk in case she's encountered by wild bears.
jackirose 0
ha. shove you're glowstick down her throat. make her swallow. problem solved:D
catatonicsleep 17
How does you making strange faces make it ok for her to hit you with a car??? That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard. And the cops blamed you!! This is rediculous...
orangesnow1 0
I know I tottally agree with ya