Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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satan1525 6
Make sure to give your social security number too
Curtis66 19
At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.
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Comments (132)
Pinto_2015 9
Hello, kind sir....I am a Nigerian prince who has a deposit of 1,000,000....please send $5000 and I will get it for you....
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Sorry op, I know what it feels like to be alone for an extended amount of time
Witchylady 18
Sometimes single is best
Etweens96 25
Best advice I can give you in this situation: dude, run.
FalloutScrolls 25
Well, at least she was up front about her gold digging. Now you know to stay the hell away from her.
Hunkapoo 19
hopefully you didn't hook up, she might charge.
rav3njustic3 18
$100 a minute
Pretty_momma 6
Run!
TrueMurderer12 11
Wasn't there a FML about a guy socking this boyfriend in the face?
lvg_fml 10
I've had several male friends tell me the same thing. That women have asked them how much they make on the first date. Hold out for someone better who is interested in you not just your wallet
widowedbanshee 13
usually when we got money we wana make sure you do too. the ones that don't ask don't have
opiate_ape 10
Ruuuuuuuuun