Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

Dating is hell

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

First dates suck

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

Overenthusiastic

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

Awkward

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

News from the dating scene

Today, I realised that the first guy I've dated in five years has ghosted me. It took a lot for me to agree to go on a couple of dates with him, and I thought they went really well. Apparently not, seeing as it's been over two weeks since he last texted. Self confidence = shattered. FML

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

You snooze, you lose

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML