Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
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thehazeman 0
yeah, you can't do that to a guy if it's a coffee date, it's like a business meeting, not a DATE date
maybaybe 0
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Comments (17)
thehazeman 0
yeah, you can't do that to a guy if it's a coffee date, it's like a business meeting, not a DATE date
mechwarrior 0
I dont understand what you were expecting.
maybaybe 0
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rulechibippl 0
I agree with #5. If you were just talking about work and stuff nothing is going to happen.
Sipos 0
Ask him out again but be a little clearer/talk slower this time. Pretend last time was about job opportunities but that you like him now. He could not have been sure if it was a date and not wanted to look like a jackass by assuming it was. He probably wants a clearer signal that you like him because he's insecure.
myrie 0
well I asked him on a date, and suggested coffee since we are both busy. he picked the starbucks IN the hospital (where we work). I guess I should have figured he was steering the get together away from 'date'.
ellephaba101 0
r u OP?
Nikkitaria 9
You're probably the first OP I ever saw post a message on their own fml. For some reason, people don't do that.
zarosian 17
"The FML's author" means it's the op talking.
24788 7
That sounds like a horrible date. He was probably trying to find clients.
crazii_latina_10 0
I don't get it???
AmberBerry 0
Another Case Of 'Stupid FML Syndrome'.
purplegee 2
Lmao :)
mexicanswim 0
soo why did you make seem like a business date?