Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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satan1525 6
Make sure to give your social security number too
Curtis66 19
At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.
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Comments (132)
RedPillSucks 33
That's when you respond... My name is Elmer J Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke, broke, broke...
KrDizzy 16
Hey, I ask questions similar to that, only because I don't want some bum trying to gold-dig off of me, like with some of my past relationships. I like to know if the guy has his own money and financial security, so he can stay the hell out of my wallet lol.
fullerkate3 17
Yah you should run!
Aspirax 13
Ruuuuuuuuuun.
suznmar 16
Run fast and run far :/
RaggedClown 11
Women like this piss me off! She's the exact reason guys don't believe women like me who offer to go Dutch, say I'll get it next time and mean it, and never EVER think to ask questions like that, especially not on the first date! Gold-digging bitches need to stop ruining it for the rest of us! OP, I hope you got up and left right then. Nobody needs that crap.
xsaladsandwich 15
I think your forgetting your mothers maiden name
somelildude 14
*A wild gold digger appears* OP uses RUN to escape.
becksthesex 7
Seems like she's got her priorities straight!
KobeLebroJordan 17
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger