Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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satan1525 6
Make sure to give your social security number too
Curtis66 19
At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.
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Comments (132)
Adamjohn82 19
Did your friends set you up with a bank manager?
the_panda 11
"I have 100'000$/month, but divided for... 1'000... Hum"
CryoShock 14
I ain't saying she's a gold digger but...
ben9_fml 10
she wants that joint morgage...RUN
kobomk 5
HAHA, if I were you, and considering she's a gold digger, I would lie about everything. Making myself seem rich so I can dig for pussy the same way she's digging for gold
MozamWho 15
Don't forget to show her your Prius and your lock combination to the family inherited vault.
worldclassrager 41
My gut is saying that she was put up to that
bluefairy_fml 24
Maybe your friends set you up with an escort and she wants to make sure you can afford her on the long run.
megalggggg 19
Maybe she was just trying to make conversation?
krazykat07 6
that escalated quickly