Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
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Comments (147)
alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
1love420 0
fo reallll
Reyo 2
No you didn't. You promptly left when you realized that you were only there to be taken advantage of because that was the logical thing to do.
_FYL_ 0
I agree, the smart thing to do would be to just leave :
kirakira333 0
seriously... just leave. duh?
Hulk12 0
alex is right your a guy you should have just left don't let some one screw you over
omnistryder 0
yeah I concur
gary1984 0
that's funny but I'm not a txt/computer dummy what's YDI mean?
stewie1744 0
punch that bitch in the face! haha
croso88 5
you Fu$king dumb@$$
tisiphone_fml 0
Agreed. How could that -possibly- happen? Wish you would post more details.
Xuphra 0
Aww that really sucks OP, but theres plenty of fisk in the sea <3
hooya990 0
you deserved it
iSwag 0
agree with #1 you shouldve asked for a seperate ticket, paid for YOUR food, and thanked them for reminding you that you had set. ...instead you were reminded about the absence of said set. hope you pulled your skirt back down when you stood up
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
lostfaithinpppl 19
You need to grow a pair. YDI
responses 0
and you paid why? shoulda just left and let her boyfriend pay for all 3 of you
Anteezy 7
How did you not deserve this? You were free to leave, which you didn't do, and who forced you to pay for them?
Boddmon 0
Did you remember to get a doggy-bag for your balls?
tikimuppet 11
win =D but yea, once you realised he was her boyfriend, why didn't you leave? i can see her side, i know i wouldn't want a man who's a doormat
WreckerGirl 4
OP didn't leave because he so totally loves this girl. That means he'd do anything to be around her. I think it's sweet, but I feel so sorry for you.
albodoll 0
awww
matega 18
Yes, that may feel like love for him, but this is merely infatuation. And I blame the media for pronouncing such infatuation as love, and also for stating that giving absolutely everything for a girl will somehow make her love him back. I also had a hard time being a doormat for numerous girls. OP, please go read a book about healthy relationships, live by it and your life will turn around, guaranteed. You deserved this one for being a doormat, but your life sucks for thinking this way about girls. (Such a book helped me a lot too. Before I have read it I couldn't get any girl except those not even worth mentioning in retrospect. After I have read it I soon got into a situation where I had to choose from two girls who were crazy for me and any of them outdid all my previous attempts at dating. 'Nuff said.)
crazyleggs 0
ydi for being a wus an paying!
youthink_fml 0
So you obviously didn't have a date with her. He was probably gay and she was trying to set you up with him.
skyeyez9 25
WTF?! You do not pay for other peoples's dates, ever. Stick up for yourself or people will forever be walking all over you.