Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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satan1525 6
Make sure to give your social security number too
Curtis66 19
At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.
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sssayesss 5
Trying to keep a positive outlook but my marriage is going to shit. I'm a saver, their a spender, but they've out spent and out-borrowed what I could save. Exponential growth goes BOTH ways. The debt keeps on piling up and I am going out of my mind! You bet your ass, if I get divorced and am in the dating world I'm not going to waste my time with someone that I know is in the end going to make me miserable. I've learned my lesson about giving others the benefit of the doubt and dating them despite knowing that issue was a tough pill for me to swallow. Better I get it out of the way on the first date or before. . . On top of monthly income and debts, I'm going to ask about your credit score, credit history, assets and investments. If you're not the person for her, move on. Don't gripe, but from personal experiences, the less a woman expects of you, the less you expect of yourself. . .
johncage 14
Please tell me you are trolling and aren't genuinely this pretentious. By the time marriage is on the table you would have had every opportunity to acknowledge your potential spouse's flaws and accept them or determine you can't. I sincerely hope that you decide against divorce, because you will never get a second date with that mentality. Nobody will want to pay for your bad decisions.
monagro 22
they could be telling trolling you?
marxism 8
Don't trust these thots.
joshi42 16
Never date chicks from HR department.
halfawannabe 14
Is it sad I'm a little envious of you?
LyricaSilvan 30
Say it with me, kids. "Gold digger."