Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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satan1525 6
Make sure to give your social security number too
Curtis66 19
At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.
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Comments (132)
cjc9741 6
abort. get out of there
foxmatrix15 8
This girl would probably be chanting Rihanna's "bitch better have my money" if u got with her
vikky538 29
She must be a loan officer at a bank?
adartse93 11
She's a keeper :,]
Rskittles10 16
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
Rammer3500 23
Shes checking if you can provide and have good credit for loans
laden_swallow09 35
I ain't sayin' she a gold digger…
yumyumbiscuits 14
Wait... Are these questions weird to ask on the first date?
capnbzarr 43
Judging by the proportion of people who think his life sucks to people who think he deserved it, the consensus seems to be: Yes, these are rude and/or inappropriate questions.
sillygirl247 14
She probably wants to make sure you're not a jobless broke loser with no aspiration to do better with your life.
ezrajab 22
Run