Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
News to me
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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Xerosnake90 0
I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.
BURST 0
Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...
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sameer672 0
wow holy shit man so sorry lol
LordKoin772 0
Well at least she WANTED your name, thats a good thing right?
TrackLifee 2
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Everybody who is saying that this wasn't real love really has no idea what they are talking about. I've talked to this girl THREE times, about 10 word conversations, and I have NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN MORE SURE ABOUT ANYTHING- I am in love with her. 100%. It doesn't matter the age, I'm 15. It doesn't matter the gender, I'm a girl. It doesn't matter how many times I've talked to her. It's love, it's there, don't anyone dare try to tell me differently.
asnider 0
You're being sarcastic, right? Because, sorry, that's not love. That's infatuation.
spoo 24
i know what you mean 66, its the third time ive fallen in love today. I know this one's for real because she smiled back at me
TrackLifee 2
Yeah, but this hasn't been one day. It's been eight months and five days. I know this one's for real because it is real. It's the realest thing of my life.
spoo 24
getting concerned that you arent kidding....
TrackLifee 2
I'm not kidding? Don't be too concerned.
Unanswered 0
Either your kidding or you should muster the courage to talk to her more, 3 talks in 8 months, gg dude, gg
spoo 24
pwned >.
IHOPSUGARPACKETS 0
This kind of sounds fake to be honest. But, if it's not, she must not be the sharpest tack in the box.
TrackLifee 2
I'm a girl, dude. Said that in my first post.
_chyby_ 0
LESBIANS WOO!
XBCX96 4
you know thats bullshit 66, you dont love her. you think you love her, though in reality you don't even know her, you just think she's hot. stop being stupid
XBCX96 4
the more you think you love her, the creepier it becomes. to you its love. to everyone else, thats stalking. some advice: stop neing a creeper and get a life
apfunction 0
Okay TrackLifee, you are a ******* loser, and you need professional help. this sounds more like obsession than love. seriously, you are delusional. grow up.
anlhawks 5
I know I'm 15 too I barely talk to this guy anymore and I love him ... I would never tell him because he would never like me anyways, but I've liked people before, this is different. you can fall in and out of love at anytime with anyone
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
Better than a flat out no, right?
stolencookie 17
89, if you can fall in and out of love with anyone at any time, then that isn't love. Kids these days, so eager to rush into the idea of romantic fantasies...
BURST 0
Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...
gc327072 31
Yea really, don't use chloroform this time, OP.
paperfox_fml 0
Something tells me this was written by a 12 year old.
ilovejooo 0
Awh man, I'm sorry d00d. That sucks.
Xerosnake90 0
I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.
chimmy 0
Exactly... if she doesn't know your name, its probably not love.
pleasetryagain 0
Yeah. Besides, this girl is going out with the OP now. So he even GOT the object of his affections! What's the problem!!!
intotheblue 0
EXACTLY! Stalking, having a crush from afar, being obsessed, etc are NOT love. This is the kind of thing you tend to hear from middle school kids. "Oh that girl that sits a few seats away in math class, she's so cute! I sit there and stare at her all through class, we're totally in love!" Yeah, okay... Or celebrity stalkers. "Drew Berrymore totally wants me. I camp outside her house all night just waiting to see her come out in the morning. We're so in love." Uh huh...
penelope_fml 2
I thought being in love ment something totally different then loving someone? And anyway, who say's the girl said yes??
DietBroccoli 0
#5, I agree and I disagree. While you cannot love someone who doesn't even know your name (wtf, lol), but you can certainly love your friend. I don't mean the joking "I love you!" after you tease them or something either. Love is not constrained by things like titles. It's a feeling of closeness, affection, adoration, and the will to protect the person with your life. If you are close enough to said friend, and they are close enough to you, then I contest that you can love each other very dearly. That is love, and it does not matter how you address the person.
sika_fml 0
Agreed. The point is that love comes from a two way relationship. It doesn't happen with people you don't know. You obviously don't actually know her!
realrealitysuccs 0
@#5 i disagree completly fucc off
spoo 24
sorry #60. People who confuse love with infatuation get burned HARD CORE. when someone reviews the differences it isnt always to be rude. some of the... more life experienced FML users might be trying to share a shred of wisdom to help the younger crowd avoid unnecessary emotional trauma
gordogirls 4
I agree with 44. While the case of OP is crazy to think they r in love with someone who doesnt know there name you can certainly love people you are not in a relationship with. Some people fall in love easier than others and with that a best friend can easily fall 'in love' while the other still just loves you as a best friend or sibling. Do not underestimate the power of love, it hits you like an arrow in the ass ;)
papertigers_fml 0
that's not love. you'll get over it.
ChefBoy6382 0
you love her, not she loves you. how is she supposed to know your name if you didnt take the time to get to know her better.
barlessprison 16
I agree with #5. If she doesn't even know your name, it's unlikely that you guys know each other, so how can you be IN LOVE with her!?
Dboy23 0
Did she at least say yes?
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Staaaaaalker! Lnmao How long have you known her for again?