Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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satan1525 6
Make sure to give your social security number too
Curtis66 19
At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.
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Comments (132)
BabyCakes818 16
She sounds... Delightful. haha.
ADBurns 22
Two years is a long time. Poverty could be for the rest of your life..
JKPwnage 27
Moral of the story, he's your boyfriend, not your source of income
ZoroMiHawk 25
If she's hot, just lead her on and give her the answers she wants to hear, until you get her into bed. When you're done with her, tell her the truth and leave.
gracehi 33
Troll.
d00z3r 8
@33 doesnt matter, had sex
ToxicTyrael 26
That's amazing! Go for it OP and teach her a lesson.
Jryan952015 7
Looks like your going to be broke and single
amelitaliz 22
Were you maybe dressed like a slob? Don't get me wrong, I jumped on the shady gold digger train right away, too. But, I can also see questions leading this way if she thinks you're the kind of guy looking she'll need to support. Maybe she's making sure YOU aren't the gold digger? Lol could go either way, I suppose. Report back!
quickfingers100 15
Sounds like you've met my ex! Good luck :p
Hatsarefun12 10
She is the one
Tannasgh 22
Run...
Kittyphysics 21
run