Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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satan1525 6
Make sure to give your social security number too
Curtis66 19
At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.
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widowedbanshee 13
to know if you are an in debt dead beat or a potential long term slip and slide....
widowedbanshee 13
she was probably being an anti gold digger...because she probably makes way more than you and knows how to budget, and wants to know if you do too. or if she needs to walk. Noone wants to train a stumbling gambler. the ones that don't ask have these big webs and are usually trying to tippy toe and ensnare you before you relive they're a broke dead beat gold digger
bcausefuthatswhy 6
"Do you still have two functioning kidneys?" -that girl, probably.
vorspiel 17
Run!
Vlen_fml 20
the correct answer to this is always Zero, None, and No in that order. preferably while you're out to dinner when she asks this, and you inform her that you thought she was treating.
msmedieval 11
You're better off single than to be with someone like that...
catanita 18
She forgot to ask about the type of home you live in, what car you drive and if it was purchased new or second hand, health plan and life insurance.
FEATHDUCK 19
I ain't saying she a gold digger...but she a gold digger!
pdp_fml 21
It depends on how much you love her! The girl I married wanted to know if I was going to be able to support her after we got married. We did and I can support her.
Knoro 6
Loony! Back away quick :)