Ahlph
Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
madeline9322
Canada
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Robert Herrin
Today, being the man of the house, I decided to work on the car. Long story short, there's a towel in my transmission. FML
Baffled
Toronto, Canada
Soggy mess
Today, my wife went and bought a set of fancy, expensive towels and threw all our old towels away. These new towels don't dry. I've been rubbing myself for ten minutes and I'm still wet. How did she buy expensive, broken towels? How do you make a towel that doesn't dry? FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Anonymous
United States
Staycation
Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML
abrazama
United Kingdom
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
TowelSmellsNice
Malaysia
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
Nelson
Netherlands
Slumlords
Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
Top comments
babyyappld 7
a towel heater sounds kinda amazing
jennifer93 0
whoa whoa whoa isn't that a little hard to reach? start small, like a washcloth heater :p
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dtbomb 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow someone needs to get laid.
slantyshanty 7
I think OP might live somewhere really cold. I think that is aiming way short in life if all you want is a towl heater.
aardvarkish 17
Look whose talking!
Ahlph 0
I could Jerry-Rig a towel heater but then I would never get to have the pleasure of showing awed house guests this complex contraption in the bathroom. Classy.
iSitt 0
today I macguyvered my own towel heater. my house burned down. fml
Mikekenny 0
wow make that two people
Scoty12C 6
29- Who's*
ovechkinisbeast 9
Damn FreshPie, you sound like you could be the next Billy Mays
jackiemoonthepro 5
that's really quite sad
whiteboy7thst 2
Towel heaters are expensive, I wouldn't aim so high.
simply_improper 1
you could jus use the dryer
silver0jay 11
Well why doesn't the op just change his life goal if he's so disappointed about it?
Fuk_Your_Life 2
Turns out i hav a dirty mind
WoAhAnNa123 0
haha nice^ & op, its your life goal, so if its so depressing then change it and stop posting ur crap on fml.
Bofferding_fml 6
and once you have one, the towel on it will catch fire one night and kill you in your sleep! no more life goal, no reason to keep on living!
Alleged_Cranium 7
So you huddle in the corner afraid of both electricity and fire. Your genetic line will not evolve. Good, more evolution for me.
gabidessie2012 0
thats why you turn it off
babyyappld 7
a towel heater sounds kinda amazing
Ahlph 0
I like this girl.
wsquah 4
u look hawt
woahbro2slow 0
pedo ^
robotiick 12
63 me to but keep to ya self next time
Ahlph 0
I wrote this FML and I like a person who likes what I like, like this girl!
yellowpuppies 5
That's what I was gonna stay u stole my thunder but any ways at least someone said it.
yellowpuppies 5
Which kne
hockeyrocks39 0
Will that fit in a trailer house?
Carpy 8
Gotta start somewhere in life. At least it's a goal. Some people have no goals at all & could give a shit about what happens to them. So good start anyway.
thatguynamedsky 32
couldn't*
fatalkiss 0
I didn't even know about those till this FML... It's pretty self-explanatory & sounds dumb. Aren't you already warm after a shower/bath? If not, put on a robe.
lucas755 1
But when you get out of a hot shower, it's cold. not warm. And you can't wear a robe while drying off.
Bassmasterclassi 2
they make some robes out of the same material as towels. have you ever been to a hotel?
ReynshineCutting 10
Those robes are not comfortable though. Not to mention you'll be wearing a wet robe which will make you cold after a few minutes anyway. Luckily for me our dryer is on the other side of the bathroom door so I can just throw our towels in there when we shower :) I hate being cold after a shower so I too want a towel heater one day after we move v
zaaronj 8
You are a straight up bitch go die
laurenstumbles15 0
Watching Canadas Worst Hadyman are we?? :P
BaskenRobin 2
haha yes but Deen is awesome. In real life and on last season!
Alleged_Cranium 7
Just buy an electric oil space heater, the kind that stands about 2 feet tall. Plug it into an electric timer. You lay your towel on it at night and it can heat the towel before you wake up. It's a lot cheaper than a towel warmer.
sarahbear430 0
ya, and it sounds classy looking like a towel heater, too
SteelCladAngel 0
towel racks/rods are classy....? I mean...really it's either wood, plastic or silver/gold plated aluminum bar you drape a towel over even the heated racks are just a free standing set of bars with a cord sticking out.. if there's a 'classy' towel rack I love to have it it would match my classy toilet and shower mat... maybe it would even match my classy garbage pail...
Swar_fml 3
Low expectations is good. You will never be disappointed.