Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That's a pretty big deal-breaker right there. Congrats on being able to avoid fender-benders and petty traffic tickets. Now, let's learn how not to have lethal head-on collisions, shall we?
TwoBytesCarley 27
That sucks, but that also means you’ll most likely pass the next time you take the test. And try not to feel too bad about the whole thing, UK driving is some of the most difficult in the world.
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TwoBytesCarley 27
That sucks, but that also means you’ll most likely pass the next time you take the test. And try not to feel too bad about the whole thing, UK driving is some of the most difficult in the world.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
People who pass 2nd time are better drivers anyway.
RichardPencil 32
That's a pretty big deal-breaker right there. Congrats on being able to avoid fender-benders and petty traffic tickets. Now, let's learn how not to have lethal head-on collisions, shall we?