Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Law and order
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
anonymous
United States
The Dictator
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
ForeverAlone
United Kingdom
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
sophiae123
Cadillac, United States
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
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emo_freak 0
I'm 13 and I can stay up later than that
suppressed08 2
Not stay up, that's what time the OP has to be back. But that's a pretty cool curfew you got #1
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
machiko_fml 0
word :3
izzyfiorent 0
me too
alaskan420 0
if you are that today, what will you be tomorrow?
ATLBOI770 0
dam #3 sexi az ***
bigblue95 0
why didnt u make a fml 4 years ago?
MnBran6 0
51- I just stay up on my laptop with the brightness down after my curfew... 55- learn to spell, learn to compliment a woman, learn to reply correctly, and stop being so desperate while you're at it. (Says myself, a thirteen year old boy )
Amp17 0
OWNED
MissErikaHart 0
u prolly have nowhere to b after 11 anyways
fenderocker92 0
Move out you freaking bum!
Jessi2487 0
dont feel bad OP i have a curfew at 21... yeaa i have to be home before the street lights go off or im in biiiiiiggg trouble :p
__ShAd0w__ 0
#57 learn what a curfew is you dumb prick.
jakii_ 0
a 13-year-olf "emo freak" that stays up late our generation is in the ruins
TNB_xACiDiC 0
57 LOL you seriously have an english problem with too much commas. hahaha! Hes not complimenting her, hes making a statement which so happens to be true. :) she is really pretty i agree but your right he should use better words next time:p "****" has only one meaning and its a sexual meaning. Bahahhah:)
dwold91 3
#51 shitty parenting. you'll be pregnant soon.
guitargirl00 0
don't be a bad boy or we may have to lower it to 10:00pm
Efilyn 0
Lol same #1! I'm the same too and I stay later than that. XD
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
what's with all of the 13 year olds on fml
MissErikaHart 0
51, ur parents don't love u
tweetbaby14 18
51 everyone under the legal age of adulthood, here it's 18, has a curfew. if you are caught out after curfew by a cop, without parental supervision, he will take you to a nice little jail cell to wait in as he calls your parents. you mean bed time not curfew
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
u guys need to understand the difference between bedtime and curfew. I believe it is accurately portrayed above. past curfew=cops. past bedtime=pissy parents. big difference. and 108, idk, If u think about it, "****" is pretty sexy.
thatonek1d 0
you ar an adult. you should be able to legally decide your own curfew
KupkakeKitten 8
I'm 13, my curfews 11 but I can only go out if I'm with at least 1 friend
KupkakeKitten 8
I also live in a VERY small town, so if I'm on the streets past 7:45 in the CITY, than that's a big "no no!" unless I'm inside, like a movie theater, and someone picks me up inside if course this is non school nights, cuz if it's a school night I hav to go to bed at 10....
ninja_ness 3
shit my curfew is at 2:40....pm :(
collin22 0
awesome picture
LilAngell 0
#3 Lookss Hiqh Cuzz Herr Pupilss Aree Hugeee... Juss Sayinn Cuzz Everyonee Talkingg Boutt Herr... Anywayy... I'm 12, Myy Curfew Iss 11 PM & iCann 0nlyy Goo Outt Iff I'm Att Leastt Wifft 1 0therr Friendd...
tatababe 1
OP be happy that just proves your parents love and protect you :)
Pacers13 11
Cause he's lying you dumb ****
peeta0330 18
Must be nice, I am also 13 and my parents make sure I'm in bed by 9:00
yeahreally 6
you might want to start challenging/disregarding that..just sayin. Cause thats ridiculous.
RedPillSucks 33
it's presumably his parents house and they can set whatever rules they want. If he doesn't like it he can move out.
glitterbabe224 0
get a job. move out. stay outttttt.
moonlight_daze 8
Minimum wage won't pay for a roof. :-/
kumarina 35
If he lives with his parents, they can make whatever rule they want, if he doesn't like it, he can get his own place....
screambloody 7
YDI for listening to your parents about such a thing.
EdwardN 0
what ydi mean??
5t3ff1k4h 47
@30 - Yellow Donkey Innards.
Spastastic 6
Great minds think alike -- I once did Yummy Donkey Intestines...
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's settled. The D in YDI stands for Donkey. ;)
BethiiGeex 0
number 4 is cute xD
randomnameflob 0
YDI= You done iGoof'd i because u post it online.
bubbarific 0
yucky dog innards
bigblue95 0
yelping dying infants
GreenRiver_fml 9
I agree with 70, 4 is a cutie
SwagLikeMe 0
no? ;)
moonlight_daze 8
.
crawford_chick 0
you deserve it
DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, who set that curfew? Because that's probably critical in understanding why you have it. And does it mean that you have to be in bed, or just home? Because the latter isn't too bad.
babyyyyyy 0
wat r u like 90 years old? because an 11pm curfew for a 22 uear old is NEVER understandable. but seriously mate, move out!!
AKBO47 0
your an annoying bitch. I saw another comment of yours... NERDY ****** MUCH?
breenntt 0
dude, in england. we don't use the word curfew. that's why she got confused.
Cinn_fml 23
babyyyyyy, what I meant was that if it was given by his parents, it's because he still lives there. For whatever reasons, be them economical, or laziness. Or it might be a dorm thing, which some universities still have, and therefore it won't just be him. Or it might be a partner imposed thing, which could be due to him pissing them off. Breenntt, I am aware of what curfew means. Just because I'm from the UK, does not mean I'm ignorant to American words or spellings. Also, I wasn't aware curfew was an American word, so I'm actually confused by your comment more than the FML.
dustbunny10 0
There are always those curfews ordered by law enforcement officials... maybe he did something berry very bad!!
happykate120 0
looks like its time for somebody to move out of mommy and daddys house
staciieee_x3 0
Dudeee. Man up & get that changed.. Or you could move out. :)
stevenmx86 8
Maybe you should move out of moms house....
ImaCanuck 0
Not everyone has the money to move out, he might be in school or looking for a job it's hard to find one these days. or he might just be lazy fyl and ydi.
glglgl19 5
And if his still living at his parents at 22his got to learn to play by their rules
pogopogopogo 8
If you dont have the means to move out, slowly begin to disregard-dont get kicked out or start a war over this.