ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cpt_Concerned
Canada
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
qx5
Canada
Drunken antics
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
useless pos
Sydney, Australia
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
foxfur
Williamstown, United States
Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML
choup
Australia
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Watchingmyfigure
Gainesville, United States
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Anonymous
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
jannister
Bad Blankenburg, Germany
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
hellishome
Dad priorities
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Top comments
kickblocker 18
Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...
Valentina_Baby 7
eeeeew xD
isaidexcuseme 0
clever, but beyond gross
enonymous 9
1 is right and it has the word 'comfort' on it too.
silver0jay 11
You're going to need that alcohol for the days that are coming.
n_epic_fail 14
hmmm, shove a bottle up your ass (pretending it's a bleeding ******) and yea I bet it'll work just fine... at least I hope it does.
juicedboi 7
Southern Comfort? Your not an alcoholic. Your just a candy fiend.
hellbilly205 17
Atleast you picked the good alcohol...
btnhdude 0
at enonymous, "heinekin", that is all.
slushpup9696 12
I doubt that booze is gonna comfort you down south, if you know what I'm saying.
Keyman1212 14
I would have chosen SoCo over tampons as well. I'd have no use for said tampons anyway. Unless they'd fit up my nose during a violent nose bleed...
bootiehole 3
You bought the wrrooong southern comfort.
flamegrilled123 3
If anyone's seen "1 man 1 jar" you would know it doesn't work
BelleBelle_fml 11
#37- Your comment was n_epic_fail...
hawright 13
And your just a "juiced boi", really?
icefshng8 9
78- bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. Please don't look that video up. Very bad memories....
enonymous 9
48 I'm German and even I don't like heineken. Give me a Bit-burger, Spaten, Pilsner Urquel instead
sxe_beast 11
Has anyone realized that they're from Arkansas? Lol. This from that little tidbit this FML makes total sense.
Iheartfunny 1
I was going to make a joke about making bloody marries but that would be gross.
Exeedingmango 0
If you have a shamwow? That soaks things up pretty well...
justalilrandom2 4
101, I always thought it was Dutch... Is it German?
smexykero 0
Tampons are for nerds. Just camp in the bathroom all the way.
hellbilly205 17
Oh yea sounds fun...
Petey_devil 0
2-I would camp in the bathroom. my period gets so bad I get nauseous, break into sweats, and muscle cramps in my arms and legslike dehydration. this fml makes so much sense.
ugottaluvme 0
Tampons can also be used for nose bleeds. So they are more useful than beer (from "shes the man")
Laterial 3
Good old SoCo. I have a guy who frequents the bar and takes at least 3 shots an hour.
lmBobSaget 0
Tampons are over rated
hellbilly205 17
Dont drink and drive...you might spill your beer...
BB_ava 0
Reading the FML properly, I think spilling beer is the least of her worries.
hellbilly205 17
Oh really...i had no idea..
anongrl 2
So, 3, I'm assuming you like the smell of a dying fish?
im_bored_tired 12
Actually, 3 is a man, so I'm guessing he has ever had to smell that. thats why it is so awesome to be a dude!?
sofie2401 0
Jerk
kickblocker 18
Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow
Runninvegan 8
Ron:Period! Hermione: I thought your phrase was "Bloody Hell" Ron: Same thing.
loserman67 36
BAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM -- tish* (rim shot)
ItsApril 0
Ew, have fun with that messy situation. Pads? lol
BelleBelle_fml 11
I'm guessing OP doesn't have pads either since she can't even buy tampons.
randomlettrrs 8
if she cant afford pads, she probably has ductape and paper towels.
iranoutofnames 6
An excellent choice indeed. Now you can pass out piss drunk and wake up in a blood puddle :/
Epsilonyx 15
Well, on the brightside...when you're hungover daily in the bathroom, the shower will always be there when you need a quick clean! No tampons needed!
marqn001 9
lol
GabbyCharityM 0
Love your necklace..
FuckOffNoob 6
deathly hallows lol
brinagurl 1
Wow, well yuu can always steal...
atlanta_lex 0
Haha that's what I was thinking! You can jack tampons but you can't steal liquor!
marryjaneex0 7
agreeeed
BelleBelle_fml 11
So do you have a drinking problem? Nope, I got mine pretty much figured out. Love Jeff Dunham!
hellbilly205 17
I love cookies...
tona01 16
I love trains
icefshng8 9
I love noodles...
hellbilly205 17
I love john caparulo...not that any of you know who he is...hes a way better comedian then jeff dunham if you dont think so check him out yourself on netflix or youtube...
laurabev 9
I love hippos in tutus.
twinny_sc 13
Psh. Who needs tampons anyway?
WATRAZOM 29
Something like most women?