Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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buckstop1 37
Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass
armyant98 15
Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.
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Comments (139)
ezrajab 22
What a inconsiderate thing to do
Hildy93 21
That's really creepy and I'd be a little freaked out
moldypickles 29
#byefelipe. Kidding. That is truly a despicable thing to do. Though, I did have a friend who "met" someone online long before webcams were the norm. She thought the person she was communicating with was a male, only to find out years later it was a girl. At that point she was still willing to try, and they met. As others have stated before me, even if OP was able/willing to look past gender, the lie is too monumental to begin a healthy relationship.
martin8337 36
How does one fall in love with a person they have never met?
SneezyBear 27
#78 Easily enough if you fall in love with someone's charm, personality and crave emotional connection over physical attraction. OP was quite naive though, and most people I know who fell in love online without video chats and things had it develop VERY slowly over several years rather than just two months.
DoomedGemini 38
Yeah, I actually knew my now girlfriend for around 4 years before admitting my feelings. Physical attraction is important for most people, but id say many people value personality more.
Randomish6 16
I've had a similar experience of having nice conversations and a generally good feeling about talking to a girl online. When, after a few weeks, I found out that she was a he, I felt betrayed. Gender does not bother me at all, but being in-honest does. I can't imagine how awful it has to be to share a place with someone who manipulated you like that. Good luck with finding a new roommate, OP.
daemonsparta 16
not only are you not gay, but now you now he's a liar. relationships cant start on a lie.
Oppression_fml 19
This is hilarious.
majesticjocelyn 3
I've would've hit up nev and max and put his ass on blast tbh That's just such a disrespectful thing to do to someone.
babyblueyes 27
Got to give the roomie props though!
Memeteam 6
Ha you're gay cause you feel in love with a man