Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
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Top comments
sororitytaylor 24
Soooo....a catfish?
tonyfan00 38
What was the first sign? The facial hair or really deep voice?
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Comments (35)
lukesick1 12
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It's just a prank bro.
RichardPencil 32
What a dick move!
iny0urjuicebox 7
Damn it, you beat me to it
sororitytaylor 24
Soooo....a catfish?
kazekai8 11
Super catfish x.x
Glowworm56 27
"That's not your girlfriend, it's a man, baby!"
acmariner99 25
That’s rude.
RichardPencil 32
“The Crying Game.” Oops, I should have said, “Spoiler Alert!”
Glowworm56 27
The only thing is that the character in question actually is transgender--not a gay guy who gets a kick out of dressing in drag to trick unsuspecting heterosexual men.
manb91uk 22
You know, in some places there are laws against this shit you know. I hate wankers like this
Rabite 28
Laws against what? Pranks?
ashwednesday 12
He’s not really helping his movement, huh?
Lobby_Bee 18
Shall I be seeing you on YouTube anytime soon?
tonyfan00 38
What was the first sign? The facial hair or really deep voice?
rodfergie 18
The penis hitting him during sex.