Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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buckstop1 37
Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass
armyant98 15
Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.
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Comments (139)
Repethetic 25
honestly. I don't understand why not??
GangstaBitch808 2
That's really ******* creepy! PSYCHO STATUS! I can't stand gay guys that go after straight guys. They have no limits, like any guy they see they want! You can't do that! Same like me, there are limits, some guys are married, in relationships or gay so = OFF LIMITS! SAME FOR THEM, YOU CAN'T HAVE ******* EVERYBODY!!!
Ruthiepooh42 6
It's amazing that the roommate thought a "relationship" started and maintained in a deceptive manner would be able to continue to be maintained once that deception had been revealed. Even if the sexual aspect had not been an issue, how could they trust them after that?
DirtySalamander 9
next time, meet them in person before you fall in "love" 2months dude. you were asking for it.