Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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Top comments
nchic01 17
Nothing like a good friendship to start things off! I'd just politely correct her and then continue to be her friend and see where it goes.
Llama24 14
Just let her know your not gay, that's one step closer to starting a relationship.
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Llama24 14
Just let her know your not gay, that's one step closer to starting a relationship.
carebear1228 20
already been friendzoned too late now
ajeppsen 25
I know from experience. It IS possible to get out of the friend zone.
immunetoinsanity 23
You should just be honest with her. If you hide the truth she will find out eventually, and probably not like you very much for lying
Googolman 29
Why would OP purposely lie to her about being gay if he likes her? Did you even read the FML properly?
jaredofmo 22
I think they mean that now that OP knows that this girl thinks he's gay, it's as bad as lying if he just lets her continue thinking so.
HighasaCloud 46
#27- Maybe so, but the chance of OP letting HIS CRUSH continue to believe that she can't have him (if, that is, she wants him) due to his being gay is so absolutely zero percent that speculating the deceit is completely worthless and you are an imbecile for voluntarily wasting your time mentioning 'ifs' like there is any possibility in heaven or hell that these 'ifs' could be true. Nobody who reads your comment or #2's will gain anything of any value being that it is so painfully obvious to everyone who reads the FML that OP has corrected her about his sexual orientation.
illegalbeagle69 23
A simple 'no' would've been fine.
rodeo302 13
that would be lying by omission.
LilyTdawg 7
Hey I'd take advantage of this situation if I were you! Become her friend first and see where things lead after that...
THEDUDE1553566 24
Yeah I'm sure she would want to date a guy who she thinks is gay
JayGatsby 25
How exactly should he transition from being "gay" to her boyfriend? "jk, I'm really straight. Sooo, wanna go out?" Not only that but I would be pissed if someone lied to me to get closer to me; it just shows me that they lie to get what they want, which is not a good foundation for a relationship.
nchic01 17
Nothing like a good friendship to start things off! I'd just politely correct her and then continue to be her friend and see where it goes.
Fern_Gully 20
You might want to tell her you aren't gay before she tries to "help you out" and set you up on a date...
jackipdoc 31
Tell her you aren't. If she still talks to you, there may or may not be potential. If she stops talking to you, she isn't worth it.
abNormal62 23
Wow! Friend zoned by your own personality
leogachi 15
What?
lovelockdown23 23
Lol
littleking94 14
how do you not get that?
leogachi 15
At first I didn't get what a person's sexuality had to do with their personality, and then I realized that sometimes your mannerisms can make you seem like you're gay even if you aren't.
Corey122726 17
Play along with it! Girls get naked in front of gay guys all the time.
leogachi 15
False.
DFMLharsh 20
#8 has been there done that. You must have a really loose character friend circle.
Corey122726 17
No I'm just not an arrogant ass homophobic. I have gay friends and growing up with them I know how things work. Sorry you're too high on your horse to take a joke.
pleasedie 22
Well.... That's a lose-lose situation
HUGBUG 23
Make out with a dude and post it on facebook
Jak0p 25
how would that help?
mattrd_fml 31
Why would op do that?