The L word
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
the other man
Fort Smith, United States
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
etsl
France
Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Not Gay
Williamston, United States
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Oliver Beck
Time just flies by
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Anonymous
Regina, Canada
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Anonymous
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
straightasaneedle
Germany
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Top comments
Ariane89 0
It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?
emoose 1
wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together
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Comments (80)
justpaper 0
I feel your pain. I had a crush on a gay guy for about 6 months, also. FML
macfluffers 0
Two girls I had a crush on turned out to be lesbians. Not only that, they seemed to be really good friends. (Coincidence? :/) I know how weird it feels, man.
wholelottaROSIE_fml 0
she's only told you that to stop you from trying ^^
trigga325 0
hahaha I'm a gay chick and it's happening to me RIGHT NOW!!! lol
lilemo 0
I'm lesbian too an the last guy I ever dated is still trying to get me back. funny thing is I don't hide what I am
daeval14 0
Hey can you guys help me out then? I'm bi and kind of open about it with my friends. I like this girl and I'm pretty sure she's bi too but I don't want to make it weird, you know?
cocobulla1 4
hey confront her! dies he know ur bi? if so, then ask her is she is. not directly, but kinda subtle, like, any hot guys out there? then she goes, no I'm not interested in guys, or something
cocobulla1 4
*DOES SHE
outbackbyrd 7
Loser
Nuahavizu 17
Awww, that jsut happened to me today. Then I came home and decided to cheer up a little and log onto FML to read about worse things that have happened. I hit the 'random' button and this popped up.
liltrece1986 0
how ironic you poor thing
voltron_cometh 0
Coincedental. Not ironic.
spazz666 18
The definition of irony is something that is the opposite of what was expected. Therefore, irony could be used in this sense depending on what OP expected to read.
emoose 1
wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together
Kiwiwi_fml 0
Maybe she just said that because she didn't fancy you back?
blueworld_fml 0
I like the usage there, #9. Fancy does not get used enough in that context. I don't know how you'd segue into it, but if you're falling in love with someone, somehow find out their sexual orientation beforehand, always.
24788 7
That sucks, try to make her fall for you though.
wlfmanjack 5
if she's gay it's not gonna work out. this gay guy kept asking me out constantly in high school, but i had to turn him down because i wasn't gay. some girl said i should just go out with him anyway, but it wouldn't be fair to him since the relationship wouldn't go anywhere. Trying to make someone of a different sexual preference to fall in love with you is just gonna make you annoying to that person.
CHILL222 0
sux, u should try findin that stuff out b4 ya fall 4 er