Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Today, after years of crushing over my best friend, I finally got the guts to tell her about my feelings, only to find out she has been secretly dating my roommate. I could not have been more depressed. My whole life feels shattered. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
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PokeSponge123 3
You should also put quotations around the "best friend" part.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm stupid.
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Comments (126)
Zmeilerr 22
then she's not lesbian lol
hedgerow 0
well said
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm stupid.
I_be_darn 3
Oh so true...
Hughmadd 0
That's why "lesbian" is in quotation marks. (Unless it had to be edited, in which case I agree)
OrginalOwen 0
you mean she was your " partner "? if not then that blows some guys go for lebians I guess
rallets 23
#1 is Captain Obvious
WishResign 0
I've been told that there really isn't such a thing as a "lesbian" haha jkjk
takethesebrokenw 0
or he's not really a guy.
black_knight402 0
61 and your his sidekick...
iSitt 0
a coworker during a business trip asked me if I've ever done it with lesbians. I said "by definition, no." he dropped the subject. I wonder to this day if he was about to invite me to an orgy.
jpest17 5
op is probably fugly.
LegitDGK 0
Maybe she just told you she is lesbian because she wanted to hookup with you, since you look like a guy.
jipooki 0
you all fail, obviously shes bi
EffYoLife 14
Duh! Hence, the quotes genius!
HentaiBunny 4
I'm assuming you're one of those douches that makes her hella uncomfortable with sexual pressure. Ydi.
bethan1 4
Why would you asume that?
Fortuitous 0
Everyone knows what you get for assuming. Thanks, dear.
DocBastard 40
Yeah. You make an ass of you and Ming. Poor Ming.
Fortuitous 0
Yeah, the Ming Dynasty was also the era of donkeys. Double whammy.
youngclench 0
Indeed it was, good sir, but let us never forget the unimaginable tasks that laid ahead of those brave living souls of the Ming Dynasty in times ago, as it is they who paved the way for the Dynasties that came afterwords, they will be remembered, not for what they did, or who they are, but for who they made us.
DocBastard 40
Clench, my mind...it is blown.
Fortuitous 0
Whenever we're on a roll like this, someone always swoops in and takes the golden trophy adorned with diamonds for themselves. O.o
NightMarePuppy 0
I assume that people who make assumptions are stupid.
lalagirl912 0
that's hella stupid.. yea, southpark line.
adorkable_spazz 0
You look like you're a wanna-be Lady Gaga...
DudeImBetter 0
and you look like a wanna-be hater 87.
adorkable_spazz 0
I didn't mean it in a hateful way. I love Lady Gaga.
IHATERI 0
**** both you guys. :D I hate. :)
kyuhyunn 0
you know hentai translates to PERVERT in English; are you a perverted bunny?
iliketurdles 7
YDI for not experimenting with her.
cdatribe23 0
agreed:D
chelseathompson 0
try harder next time (:
MrSassypants 34
negative thoughts with the word harder. :/
satanic_fml 13
ydi for liking men
PokeSponge123 3
You should also put quotations around the "best friend" part.
Ohh_Damnnn 0
I agree with #8 A real best friend wouldn't do that.
mintcar 10
Hahahahaha, I'm so sorry. Haha.
Judus_beej 0
new picture!
xLil_Mx 0
The heart wants what the heart wants
attatood 8
If she is a lesbian, don't worry about it. Maybe they're just friends or she is experimenting.
IcyJack 7
Threesome?