Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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buckstop1 37
Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass
armyant98 15
Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.
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Comments (139)
FalloutScrolls 25
Ok so this is a major contender for "most screwed up thing I read all week."
JohnTheDonJuan 11
You need to spend more time on reddit my friend.
Lalala579121 28
You shouldn't wish that hell upon anyone, 72.
GhostFox 34
Even if you became romantically attracted to 'her,' you still wouldn't be physically attracted to him. Even if the two of you were to attempt a relationship in which you were only romantic partners, and sated sexual needs elsewise, starting on that level of betrayal would ruin the foundation for a healthy relationship. If the two of you were to enter one, which would already be complicated if you did the reasonable thing and did it as I described above, you would spend the entire relationship paranoid about what could be his next manipulation. He should have been content with you as a friend, but now he's ruined his chance for any sort of positive relationship with you. He sounds like his parents left him with a warped sense of healthy relationships.
gracehi 33
I think this guy has seen "The Crying Game" a few too many times.
TheAprilWitch 22
I totally agree! Except for the blaming the parents part. Who knows!
WOTAN1488 24
I'd kick that freak the **** out, or leave ASAP.
PsychicBulwark 4
What a ******* sociopath.
pleasedie 22
He's a creeper but the real question is how do you fall in love with someone you've never met ?
chocolatejunebug 9
By talking to them, getting to know their personality and realising they've slowly become the most important part of your life. I got lucky and it clicked physically as well, but the actual falling in love was easy over text and phone.
pleasedie 22
I guess. I personally don't think it works that way. I think you have to get to know someone in person to truly love them. People act different in person.
SneezyBear 27
#33 I fell in love online as well. I tried to deny it and kept telling myself I had deluded myself, but finally after five years of awkward, 'something there' friendship and two completely incompatible real-life relationships, I said '**** it' and flew off to meet the guy who I just could not shrug off the feeling that he was the 'one'. Our relationship is now official, we've met twice, are engaged and he is absolutely perfect for me. So for me, the attraction was basically instant from the start, falling in love happened over a few months (I fall in love with personality, so...) and upon meeting we discovered what I had instinctively known but kept shrugging off as foolish dreams - we were physically compatible and his real-life persona was no different to his online persona - other than that it was real, and even better/more intense. So yes, falling in love online is definitely possible, at least for some.
DoomedGemini 38
I wouldn't say you have to meet in person to fall in love, but you definitely need to meet before you decide to marry or things like that. It's true people can act different offline, but it doesn't mean you weren't in love with the person online/thought they were.
worldclassrager 41
Never trust anyone online...well most of the time...
corky1992 33
Well that's awkward
domolovesyoshi 33
It honestly doesn't work that way
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
That gay guy is so stupid. Doesn't he know that heterosexual guys fall in love with someone they have never met. In fact fall in live with someone who doesn't exist (so long as is a female and not a gay guy). Your so normal. Doesn't everyone fall in live with someone who has never been just by reading a few messages? Oh the books I've fell in love with. It's like messages from a gorgeous girl but they never answer back. Never in a mood every 28 days either. And when you've read them you can just throw them away and pick another and fall in love with that and never get clothes ripped or dumped on the lawn by a jealous book that's been dumped for a new one! Women, real live breathing human women, why bother with them eh? Duh.
itwasntme14 19
You missed the point. Also books can't replace people especially in a romantic or loving way. But good luck with having no interactions with the other sex.
leogachi 15
All of your other points aside, why would you throw away a book? Even if you don't like it you can give it to someone else. And if you do like it, why not put it on your shelf to read again later?
Mr_Original_ 11
I'm near-certain that this has been an FML before, hmm..