Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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Top comments
buckstop1 37
Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass
armyant98 15
Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.
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Comments (139)
lorsha123 3
And that's why you don't "fall in love" with people online. It's easy to fake an identity.
DoomedGemini 38
Or you just take precautions? Like other people said, Skype is great. There's many techniques to figure out if the person is fake or not.
Dinky95 5
that kinda sucks mate, but if you're stupid enough to fall for a girl you've never met then you have no one to blame but yourself :/
more4me 27
Just when you think you've read everything on FML .... That is an unexpected plot twist. How depressing for OP ! Probably gonna need a new roommate, now.
melanielovejeff 15
This made me laugh.
tjw1616 21
wow, what a manipulate jerk :/ you should probably invest in a new roommate
stormstarcj 12
This one made me laugh my ass off, literally. Bye bye booty. Hahahaha
dolliieebaaby908 7
how do you not know someone isn't real with all the technology we have? next time skype or use some type of face chat.
novdestiny 23
Oh, that's so sad. Sorry OP :-(
Elban 20
If you've talked for 2 months for hours and hours and never skyped, vid chat or something, you kinda deserve that one. All for being in love or whatever you wanna call it but ya gotta use some sense.
helsingmusique18 11
Get a new roommate as soon as possible, anyone who cannot understand your boundaries is not someone you should be around.