Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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Top comments
buckstop1 37
Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass
armyant98 15
Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.
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Comments (139)
plaukje 6
doesn't it? (says the pansexual, but personality is ofc most important)
demetrius1551 15
This should be on catfish
wolf12king 12
People that are like OP's roommate is what can cause people to have negative views on homosexuals
trashboat11 14
What if it does work that way???
MrZsDad 19
Somebody's been watching the Crying Game....
Etweens96 25
I'm ok with the LGBTQ+ community. But seriously, he needs to accept your not gay and interested.
britbrat237 14
What a creepy catfish
zykrithium 22
Sure it does. You didn't meet this chick in real life. All you knew was what she looked like, plus all the personal stuff you guys talked about. You fell for the person, not the pictures. If you fell for the pictures... well... there's your answer right there.
miaabbbby 13
everyone should know online dating is majority just a catfish. theres ALOT of lonely people out there.
ariasmake1 9
Explain to your roommate what his proposing is a two way street. If he thinks you can choose to be gay then he can choose to be straight.