Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
How do you accidentally upload a nude photo?
kazzythesavage 0
why would you take a pic like that in the first place...?
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Comments (173)
tenaka_fml 0
that sucks
unfortunate_13 5
maybe, but it's also a great opportunity to ask him ANYTHING you want, no matter how expensive it is, i don't think he will refuse ;)
AlesanaLTL 0
yea tht does suck op... but normally fb is good at deleteing stuff like that
starile 20
blackmaaaaiiil! jk, obviously your dad trusts you, so that's s good thing.
sammiller4 3
I love alesana :) and that sucks op
srunano 4
fyl...especially since OP is a female it has got to be really awkward
kyarush 10
lol ohhh yaaa
BahahahLOL 0
*cough*hot*cough* Will you send me the pic.. you know.. just for... proof..
stephanie0613 0
ughhh i know what that feels like ! its disgusting and disturbing ! i feel for you op fyl !
iphonelover10 0
ewww
Jafozza 0
That sucks balls.
ElisaK_fml 0
yum yum ;)
rockr_chick 5
i had a friend on myspace who put up a pic of one of his balls with a smiley face on it....i deleted him right away lol
mona_is_here 10
It's your dad's fault. Nobody asked him to take a pic of his genitals in the first place. Gross!
Tasanasanta 0
Yeahhhh... "accidently" uploaded a picture of his balls.... nothing unusual about that. Why he got a picture of his balls anyhow?
itsybitsyspider 0
I wonder how many comments the picture got... anyway FYL
rzbt21 0
picture or it didn't happen
TeeHee124 0
I wouldve said fyl but ydi 4 that first sentence
CitizenSnipz 0
I'm a techie. I fear it too.
MarkSeattle 0
funny as hell, but your dad needs to learn to do that stuff. too bad you didn't accidentally email it to his entire address book....
tweetbaby14 18
OP not all technologically savvy people have fathers with facebooks or fathers to begin with. wrong
BallinJ 0
did u masturbste to them?
Unbannedban 0
did he have bat wings?
Pg11 0
130, that's why she said "many young people"
KatherineAnne 7
That's hot... Jk haha *gag*
the_ace1337 0
isn't posting stuff like that prohibited though?
MissMel_xo 0
yes but people still do it...duh.
sourgirl101 29
I think only if it's sent to a minor. I maybe wrong.
dudeitsdanny 10
It's against the rules since Facebook isn't designed to be NSFW. He would have probably been deleted if she hadn't removed it. On another note: I'm technologically savvy, but I've never had this fear. I might now since my dad has over 4000 twitter followers and uses that POS it more than a pre-teen girl. As you can see, I don't approve.
mshooter 0
Lol what's your dads twitter name? He must be interesting to have that many followers.
cstevanus 4
i use twitter just to follow stuff. i havent nor will i ever tweet. and the day i made it, i was bored.
lcfr822 0
i used twitter once to coordinate with friends.... now i just rant at it occassionaly at best lol
MarkSeattle 0
dude... I follow your dad. he's as awesome as pokemon! /-)
JuliaM1000 10
And he couldn't do that himself because....?
dudeitsdanny 10
He's not really interesting, just a small-time Hispanic celebrity. And I'd rather keep myself semi-anonymous so I'd rather not give his name ^^
BallinJ 0
i follow your dad. he tweeted how he walked
Chibitalia180 6
He might not now how
jem12 0
ewww...so embarrassing
morganrules123 10
I'm sure it is. I never had to do this specifically but half of my extended family saw a pictures of my dad's genitals when they were going through his phone. 3 years later I saw 3 more pictures when I was considering buying the same phone he had and he let me look at his phone.
morganrules123 10
*specificly
dudeitsdanny 10
^^^ Epic fail. You got it right the first time. Wow.
morganrules123 10
oops. lol.
Freeze_fml 17
How do you accidentally upload a nude photo?
TheComputerGuy96 16
Probably he did the same mistake Gemmadelsud did when she uploaded a video about her singing "else nothing" when it was actually paparazzi. Here is the vid if anyone wants to see it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPnKrgLqSk
sourgirl101 29
Are you doing research?
kristir9426 0
accidently load the whole folder of photos at the same time?
SirJoseph 0
when you have to explain it to your son so he can take it off, it's an "accident"
Brettttt 0
*Daughter
lsk91 3
Ammmm....it can happen if you're uploading something from your phone and by accident mark the wrong picture
gators1995 30
He was probably drunk...
Buchitoo 4
lmfao. hahhah that's why parents should be introduced to computers. it's for their own good!!!!!!!!!
FantasticFin 0
those can't be real! mine are D14 and not that big!
xLonelyStonerx 0
they are not that great o.o
Mirorbo 27
That's why it's a good idea to play dumb so family doesn't go to you for their computer troubles. It may be a nasty photo now, but it's only going to get oh-so much worse!
starile 20
I think this is the first time I haven't seen your comment to be full if the word "darling", lol :)
Mirorbo 27
*points out profile notes*
Freeze_fml 17
Fuohohoho!~
FFML_314 12
Don't judge him, darling.
Mirorbo 27
...
starile 20
...Who's judging? I'm Just making an observation :]
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho...I can't tell if you darlings are laughing at me or with me....
FFML_314 12
I know. I just needed to post something, so I could say darling. I'm laughing with you. Freeze doesn't laugh, he has no soul. I don't know about Ignorance.
Mirorbo 27
On another note, it does surprise me how many people are aware of my patterns. Just the other day I had someone yelling at me for changing my display image. It was such a confusing little battle...Eventually I lost simply because the darling wouldn't go away otherwise.
FFML_314 12
You must be talking about, Anaxes. Don't give into him. Change your picture to whatever you want!
FFML_314 12
Good. Soulless people scare me.
Mirorbo 27
*Changes image* Fuhohohoho... I assume Anaxes has harassed others as well then?
Freeze_fml 17
I don't even know what that is.
FFML_314 12
No, I just saw his post. He's special.
ohthebloodygore 16
I have a soul.
Mirorbo 27
You need 3 more, darling. One for each day of the week!~
The_good_times 0
Too bad #47, because nobody actually has a soul. Lock yourself in the house and never leave again:
FFML_314 12
Go away with your "Christian bashing" ass.
kazzythesavage 0
why would you take a pic like that in the first place...?
JillianlikesVogu 0
Stupid question us stupid.
misfitSuperStar 0
Hey....everyone likes to keep it interesting and fresh!!!
lcfr822 0
so im not the only one wondering tht
teentee401 37
Well why do you think?
Whiskey0015 0
are you sure it was accidental?
romanceaser 0
that's no accident. he softly introduced you to the family jewels.
rebbee 0
I believe the process is called 'grooming' Google it in relation to molestation and pedophelia. Rather nasty.
slackinc 0
Awk-ward.