Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing a family genealogy project. I accidentally discovered that my grandfather couldn't possibly be my mom’s biological father. When I started asking questions, my mom flipped shit, confronted her mom, and the whole mess came out. Now everyone is pissed at me. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, via Ancestry, I learned I am distantly related to my boss. Did it bring us closer? Did it buggery. My boss is a vindictive harpy at the best of times and now she knows we share a great-great-grandmother, she hates me even more because “my side of the family blah blah blah…” FML
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.
hichbg_fml 0
The question is : were they also best friends?
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Comments (131)
Mirorbo 27
I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.
whatchutalkinbou 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
he's gotta get some revenge
missmontreal97 4
no don't get revenge but it's the past and I don't think you two will murder eachother. but your bestfriend should know.
EffinAhole 0
#1 darling. BAH! Op this is freakin awesome not FML! Just laugh about it and move on dude!
Renesaga 8
OP's name is "cantstoplaughing" I'm pretty sure she's just as entertained by this as we are.
EffinAhole 0
not everyones screen name is connected with their FML... just sayin
Renesaga 8
I know that. But generally, it is.
FrenchToast94 0
roflmao #14 zombieland quote!! love that movie!
zach5432 3
this isn't an fyl or ydi. it's more like well. that sucks. move on
emo_fail_child 0
well um that's nice :D
ThePwnapple 0
That's awesome. Why is it an FML!
biass 0
Declare vendetta
blankaex 0
Then your grandfather killed his grandfather, then his father killed your father. Now you need to kill him to keep up the pattern.
paprikacha 9
This is a novel that hasn't been written yet. XD
FunnyWeasel 7
whoa...I love to hear more. Not about the murder but the background behind it.
KingDingALing 9
The novel would go something like this.... "The day I figured out that my best friend's great grandfather killed my great grandfather, I immediately started planning my revenge... I planned to kill him. I went to his house with a knife that night, climbed in through his window, and shoved that knife up his ass."
ERich331 3
I love how this isn't an FML at all
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Just hope that history doesn't repeat itself.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
Kill his dog
drummerforever 0
lol ^win
boyguydudemalema 0
you've just became her bitch now.
lox392 0
Vendeta!!!! Vendeta!!!
Elizabeth123654 0
Darling this, darling that, just stop it, you retard. Your not the Queen, for Christ's sake. Stop acting like you are.
moSpice 0
65 damn nigha
Barn312009 0
then kill his ass, make it even
i_luv_dogs 10
That's more like an fml for your great grandfather.
people_annoy_me 23
#162 Looks like someone's on their period...
dodo97 0
oh wow! that must suck!!:((
EffinAhole 0
exactly
maddieclaire 0
2-that's the reason it's on fml... your name seems appropriate for your comment
z620 0
maybe he had it coming
lolx7 5
that's awkward
lolx7 5
that's awkward
gozar_fml 1
One of the most intriguing fml's ever - it would be interesting to know more.
gottrythis 0
what if he was bang his wife at the same time what more is there? hes long gone
fuckmrsoftee 0
you know history repeats itself right.....so she has a chance to things right by killing her best friend if it comes to that. I dunno, I'm pretty hungry someone should make me a sandwich
masqu123 5
"please, tell me more."
suzyrobertsxo 7
If this is an FML why is your name 'cantstoplaughing' ?
ruby84 1
hahahhaha great family you got there. I hope they didn't pass on that specific gene to you.
smart16314 0
OP's great grandfather was murdered. Are you implying that OP is genetically predisposed to being murdered?
Tikwichka 5
Idiot.
MissErikaHart 0
I like ur pic #4. it made me lol
ruby84 1
Shut your ******* ugly mouth Tikwichka. Thanks MissErika, glad it made you laugh.
Tikwichka 5
Not until you cease the stupidity. Do you honestly think being murdered is a genetic trait? How would the gene survive? Even if you were trying to be funny you still come across as an idiot! As for an ugly mouth, you are the one stooping to foul language, so who has the ugly mouth now?
biass 0
Actually Tikwicha's mouth isn't ugly at all... she actually has a pretty smile 8D
ruby84 1
go **** yourself, I really have no time to sit & argue with you. just move along, bitch
TahoeFMler 22
But you wrote 3 times. That indicates you DO or did have time to sit and argue! It's ok though to realize you phrased your comment wrong though. There are even tactful way you can STILL laugh it off!
FFML_314 12
Why do you people get so angry?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"How would the gene survive?" has to be one of my favorite questions asked on FML. :]
GEFStryker 29
Bloody epic fail. Thanks for the laugh, you really brightened my day. I was feeling kind of down because I mucked up some exchange rates and traded for a loss, but you just reminded me that there's always stupider people then myself in this world. Cheers
boyguydudemalema 0
*more stupid, stupid and Tikwichka's smile is just average/normal.
Freeze_fml 17
Avenge your family.
zach5432 3
go to anger management
illmatic2 16
I agree with Freeze.
bh0p 0
haha Comic series in the making!
Mylifeskool 0
hahahaha freeze. AVENGEEEEE
JrPeru14 0
revenge!!!!
TheOriginalKyrs 0
"my name is inigo montoya... "(sp?)
molil_4810 0
bahahahahaha watch out:0
stevenmx86 8
That's actually a really interesting finding op... Nice job
FFML_314 12
Carry a knife around. Just in case.
pedosmurf 7
Gun>to ops knife
Richisme 0
Maybe you'll die too OP. Yeauh!
lalala2589 0
Yeah, you may not have known, but your beat friend is going to kill you. Gotta keep the tradition alive.
BiggerThenUrs 0
what's op mean
musicloverxo26 2
op means original poster
Cjw1220 0
Actually, it means orange penguin
iiiLoveeeYouuu 0
Woah! That sucks. :O Haha did you tell your best friend? :P
DuckOnAStick 0
Oh I love you too. (:
Ambaayyy 8
Obviously, how else would op know it was the great grandfather