Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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Comments (186)
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
I fail to see the fml here. If you are sexually insecure let us know, OP.
gangnamstyle_fml 5
Steven Tyler?
shimmerkitten 3
So? Why do you care?
aprilmulder 8
Is the singer the guy/girl from against me?
DaFaqison 3
Was it Harry Styles?
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Are you talking about the guy who sang with Within Temptation in "What Have You Done"? If I'm not wrong, I read in Whiplash (a heavy metal website from Brazil) that he went through a sex change and is a woman now.
fancyturdhat 11
Boys have a penis. Girls have a ******.
usernameunkn0wn 18
So that's what this thing between my legs is called, a ******? Thanks for clearing that up for me.
kalbrek009 20
Jeffery Star?
shizhappenz 11
Is it Black Veil Brides? I mean Andy Biersack is pretty sexy.
askingandy 23
Doubt it. Andy's voice is pretty masculine and he definitely looks like a guy with his short hair.
rt156 16
Bet its the guy from Tokio Hotel