oD_Ronan
Olympia, United States
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Jeremy89
Not the barber on Penny Lane, then
Today, I told my barber, “You cut my hair perfectly this time!” He frowned and said, “This is the first time I’ve cut your hair. Who’s been screwing it up for you?” It’s been him, for the last two years. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
BADBOYRI
Chennai, India
NO SLEEPING ALLOWED
Today, I fell asleep on the barber's chair so many times that he got mad and "accidentally" sprayed water on my face. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Anonymous
**** my shit up
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
MonCoiffeurAdoré
Gross prank, dude
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Anonymous
Naples, United States
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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StraightEdge325 11
Was his name Edward?
BigMatt803 18
Might be time to switch barbers
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Comments (51)
StraightEdge325 11
Was his name Edward?
DerrickJames 33
Or he must have moved too much.
jw90 18
Or Sweeney Todd?
HortonThelephant 15
I'll take Johnny Depp for a $1000, Alex.
caohm 18
i wouldn't recommend asking for a little of the top
rebellionwars 11
Edward Cullens?
iAlissa 34
Edward Scissorhands. ._.
TheCanucklehead 22
Borgov Hootzenheffer?...bad memories...don't hire a Russian to do a Canadian haircut
nurchok 15
Bro, the last name sounds German...
BigMatt803 18
Might be time to switch barbers
Caitie_kid 8
Maybe it was the only way he could get op to hold their head still while cutting? My mom used to say to me "if you move your head, it's going to be crooked, I'm not going to fix it, and you might get hurt with the scissors."
snowby2 15
I hope he was kidding...
sk1tt135 22
My thoughts exactly.
noir_heart 8
20- The way your mom said it and the way OP's barber said it is completely different... If OP was moving, the barber could just politely say, "Please try to stop moving. I don't want to accidentally cut you."...
Eliseopwns 22
Godammit Zohan.
CrookedCook 14
Despite his current not-so-great film streak, I always felt that was one of Saddler's more underrated films.
jesustitts 20
Sandler.
eddeeezzyy 19
15 - how can you say that? That's My Boy was hilarious as ****.
kaiyybee 10
Time for a new barber?
slappygecko 21
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
Verst 16
Some people share different humour, but then again, you might want to watch out.
TheDrifter 24
And be glad he isn't in for a hot shave. Jokes about getting cut have a whole new feel when there is a razor at your throat.
HiImNew 3
Hope you didn't tip.
golden_warrior 23
Ya, pets not tip the guy that threatened to stab you. That's a smart idea
golden_warrior 23
Lets****
vipirius 18
Wait, you're supposed to tip barbers??? My while life is a lie :O
TheBrochure 22
#58 - It's a wonder you haven't been threatened to have been stabbed by one, then! :P
slooby_fml 25
Sweeney Todd?
jessBeAqueen 13
was he singing his threats like he was in a musical? maybe you were in Sweeney Todd and he was making the worst pies in london? if he looked and acted anything like Mr Depp, I would consider myself lucky....sigh!!!!
aLiYaaH_fml 17
He's weird...I think it's time to get a new barber..
golden_warrior 23
Look at number 2 and 4s comment.
JustMyUsername 4
You should have done something about it