Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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Comments (186)
nyxiny 22
Who cares? I mean that in a most serious way. Does that honestly change your opinion of the band? Because you shouldn't let it.
katnissmellark_fml 15
was the band one direction?
ifightdRty 5
Ahhhh...AFI
goliatron 9
Time to stop listening to androgynous emo scenester shit and grow up...
maemismile 22
Tokio Hotel?
EvilLittleMan 23
Time to listen to music with balls. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYER !!!
askingandy 23
My bet is for Kellin Quinn since his singing voice is feminine and often mistaken for a girl's, his name is gender neutral, and he could be mistaken for a woman in a few select pictures. Just because it's not the type of thing you listen to doesn't mean it isn't "real" music. Fake music isn't a ******* thing, grow up and stop being immature little *****.
BMTHsuperfan 18
not sleeping with sirens right? >_>
Sierraisfred 8
Tokyo hotel?? Lol
brittanyrose329 17
I make the mistake, not only with band members, but people i meet daily.