Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to experience the rare pleasure of overhearing my divorcing parents admit that neither of them want full custody of me, or even shared custody, and then planning to guilt one of my grandparents into accepting custody instead. God I hate them both. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
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AzraelAngelus 15
Looks like you won’t be talking to either of them after you hit 18
Pinkdahlia75 1
Find a relative or sponsor. Get emancipated and divorce them first
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Comments (4)
AzraelAngelus 15
Looks like you won’t be talking to either of them after you hit 18
Pinkdahlia75 1
Find a relative or sponsor. Get emancipated and divorce them first
Jesse Duff 15
any chance you can sue for emancipation?
benjamn 24
Any chance being a pain is due to your actions?