Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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Comments (186)
hessel 13
what is the name of the singer?
joawmeens 7
I tried to tell you, just because the name was Dee Snider from Twisted Sister, doesn't mean it's a woman
ruthi666 23
Dee Snider is a rad dude. But OP could have made the same mistake with Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson if it's just based off names.
jw90 18
Either he sounds really girly, or he really looks like a girl.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
I'm assuming it's both...
demonmonkey 13
Everyone looks the same in the dark
bayliebug 14
Dude looks like a lady!
perdix 31
It's not like you really had a chance with him/her. Unless it's a small, local band, in which case you might want to "take a walk on the wild side" with the "dude looks like a lady."
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Was that Justin Bieber?
Probaton 11
I know exactly how you feel; that Bieber kid had me going too.
shannonstripes 8
Blatantly Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens!
BVBarmy_girl 22
You'd be a moron to think Kellin's a girl.
skyturtle 9
I can't see how anyone would think Kellin's a girl.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Before I ever saw a picture of Kellin Quinn I was under the impression that he was female from listening to their music. I can see how it's possible and I still think he does have some feminine characteristics.
askingandy 23
First: love your username. Black Veil Brides is one of my favorite bands :3 Second: the ****, man? His voice is feminine and his name is gender neutral. It's incredibly easy to think he's a girl without seeing pictures.
BVBarmy_girl 22
I am aware of this, and if OP hadn't mentioned that its the 'very good-looking woman' then I see why it could've possibly been Kellin. But since OP obviously has seen this person before, I just can't imagine it being him. I for one don't think he resembles a girl the least bit. :)
Battleking142 11
Tokio Hotel much?