Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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Comments (186)
kemando 22
I see you listen to one direction... Though, saying he/she is "good looking" is a bit of a stretch don't you think?
katnissmellark_fml 15
you I like.
addioty 19
I know you obviously don't like One Direction, but you have to admit they are not feminine looking in the slightest.
DocBastard 40
No no no, Bill Kaulitz from "Tokio Hotel" is totally a girl. Your friends are just ******* with you. Bill is just a stage name. So feel free to keep fapping to her. Trust me.
kieralumina 30
am I the only one who thinks he doesn't look like a girl at all?
notme444 8
He has a beard now? And an identical male twin?
perdix 31
Is it ZZ Top? If so, your taste in women is really, really horrible.
Schiffy 18
Let me hazard a guess: Steven Tyler?
Myo_fml 20
Maybe if OP were blind... And deaf..
XxXCrissyXxX 12
Was it a v kei band? They have really beautiful guy singers, who look very much like women. (on purpose.)
KK3137 31
They don't necessarily feel the same, though, even if you're in the dark.
emuexport 4
Haha, Have you been fapping about a male :)
QueenOrangeSoda 21
To say that's laughable is homophobic.
completerubbish 17
I wouldn't say it is unless the OP really is homosexual or bisexual, which, given the FML, I doubt.
Beatlemaniac815 7
Was it Harry styles?
yeongji 31
The same thing happened to me before. The vocalist has very feminine features and a hairstyle that can be pulled off by both males and females. The voice did not help either - very smooth and soft. I listened to them for a few years and discovered that the vocalist was a male (when I decided to research on their latest songs).
benmec 18
Is it Willam Belli???? That bitch is awesome!!!