Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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Comments (186)
CersaBaby843 1
Is nobody going to suggest Jeffree Star?
AnnaMariaMc 8
No. Because he's OBVIOUSLY a guy
ILike_Dancing123 19
Plus #83 and #109 mentioned him.
ratorr2 23
You're not alone. It was a while before I realized that Hanson was an all boy band. Also, Bieber has been mistaken for a woman.
musicophilia 3
Could it have been Ville Valo from HIM? Not so much these days, but he used to be very feminine. Even jimmy pop from the bloodhound gang thought Valo was a chick at first. All you need to do though is hear his baritone to know he's no woman!
BabyrooKid 11
Wow, I didn't think real Justin Bieber fans existed!
MisUnFortunate 31
So, you listen to Blood On The Dance Floor?
AnnaMariaMc 8
Ha! Tokio Hotel, right?
Inked0803 12
Cool story bro
Quiltme00 18
It was oned direction wasn't it
an3ph 20
Uh oh. Please tell me which band before I question the sexuality of every musician I've ever liked.
an3ph 20
Um… Justin Beiber?