Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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lilacgold 16
Sometimes it just is like that. If the girl you like is into girls and not guys, it doesn't make any difference whether you also have a friend into her or not - she wasn't going to go for you anyway. I've been on the opposite side of this situation recently (being the female friend that likes a girl who isn't into guys), and while I feel bad for my male friend, I've still gone ahead and asked her out. There's no point 3 people being miserable because they can't have what they want instead of just one.
tounces7 28
"Better chance" would indicate the other person is Bi, not gay. Otherwise the person would have no chance at all.
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RichardPencil 32
When "threesome" isn't the answer, you're just not asking the right question!
lilacgold 16
Sometimes it just is like that. If the girl you like is into girls and not guys, it doesn't make any difference whether you also have a friend into her or not - she wasn't going to go for you anyway. I've been on the opposite side of this situation recently (being the female friend that likes a girl who isn't into guys), and while I feel bad for my male friend, I've still gone ahead and asked her out. There's no point 3 people being miserable because they can't have what they want instead of just one.
tounces7 28
"Better chance" would indicate the other person is Bi, not gay. Otherwise the person would have no chance at all.
ThoughtsofaDame 12
It ain't a triangle if nobodys interested in you, its a line observed by a dot.