Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
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allplayedout 20
If it doesn't work, you may be looking at a ghost possession.
amrose1318 10
No more supernatural from now on. lol
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allplayedout 20
If it doesn't work, you may be looking at a ghost possession.
rocker_chick23 27
He should get the salt just in case.
Aadavis94 25
Salt. Holy water. Borax. Silver. Just grab the whole trunk. You never know what it's gonna be.
sk8rdud3 24
its the Jefferson Starships!
patrickalamo 48
If it happens again it would be repossession.
nana_star 27
Try everything, just to be sure
marcus3695 3
59, that would not be a good thing
Adm_Twigs 19
Sam the circle is broken!!!
devildog562 33
The power of Christ compels him !
sayyestothedress 24
Someone's been watching to much Supernatural!
stonedfly3 15
Let me get that for you... The Exorcist*
sayyestothedress 24
#37 there's also a TV show called supernatural where they import demons back to hell and all crazy adventures!
jackycat 17
#24 There is no such thing as too much Supernatural.
kristysal 4
No such thing as "too much" supernatural!
stonedfly3 15
#24/42 (there's something in the reversal of numbers you've been assigned here...), I am aware of a TV show called supernatural. I haven't been hiding under a rock for 10 years. The quote, however, is clearly from The Exorcist, which pre-dates supernatural by around 30 odd years. >.< Hence why you clearly did not get it.
Senorangelo 10
#100 may be out of topic, you know, but knowing about all the TV shows can actually mean maybe not that one was hiding under a rock; instead sitting in front of a box for the past 10 years. P. S. Constantine is a new TV show on the topic.
devildog562 33
I can't believe I'm saying this ,but a stonedfly was the only comment here that was relevant. It was the original one that came to mind as soon as I read this.
FiFiLovee 26
Does it? Does it really?
mikepzz 27
I'm more worried about your brother than I am your hamster..
ChocolateScyther 19
he's been watching too much supernatural.
gpg5 19
We corrupt early
jake238 9
At least he didn't walk in on his little brother wanking as I once did
sdlr32787 18
yea he's a she so...
sdlr32787 18
Hell hamster!!!!
xleanne_aLly 23
Oh my word! Hell hamster. Guess that's what you could call mine too. He has huge teeth, one red eye and one black. And atleast once a day, he would run around and jump on things going "EAAAK SWEAK EAA EAAAK." All twitchy like.
sdlr32787 18
lmao "all twitchy like" sounds more like a crack hamster
gracehi 33
"Hell Hamster".... hmm... Sounds like a rock band.
sophiedifran 10
Do your parents know about this?
Lhiah 17
Probably time to find a new brother.
mif_fml 27
Yea because that's easy to do and not overreacting at all.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I don't know... Now that I think about it, there could be demand in giving away new siblings.
Lhiah 17
Obviously I was being completely serious (sarcasm, I'll say that now since you couldn't see it before)
NeoCarmik 9
Or maybe an exorcist?
amrose1318 10
No more supernatural from now on. lol
ckerane 16
supernatural is awesome
JayDay_123 18
Haha, agreed.
captainkhloe 1
Supernatural seems like the only cause.
Khaleesi_26 30
Somebody's been watching too much Supernatural!
twistedgrifter 8
You can never watch too much supernatural.
Khaleesi_26 30
I know that, but for the sake of the FML i was making a joke.
CrucibleGrace 5
What does a Devil's trap look like exactly?
Khaleesi_26 30
google it.
mif_fml 27
You know what the small plank with glue on it to catch bugs looks like? Exactly like that but the size of a carpet.
rocker_chick23 27
Tell him Castiel already made the demon leave your hamster.