Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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Comments (186)
chameleon28 16
Is it justin beiber?
pikachulove14 14
is it Ashley Purdy?
MissesVakarian 6
Is the band An Cafe?
trolled11 8
one direction?
bexxiiee 11
Brian Molko?
Bummed8233 6
Steven tyler?
Headcrab 29
The opposite happened to me with the Guano Apes. didn't know a woman sings in this band until I saw a Clio on youtubr a while back.
worldclassrager 41
Is the band A Sky Lit Drive or Circa Survive?
bloccirca 2
it could be anthony green! he'd have good taste in music :)
tywings40 4
your favorite band has jeffrey starr? i have to say your taste in music is worst than your taste in women
ctina 15
I feel like they're not actually your favorite if you didn't know that... You don't have to know ALL the nonsense about your fave band, but that an obvious one.
VeganVampyre 27
I agree, I know a ton of stuff about my fave bands, but the first things I learned were names and genders of band members. When I first started listening to Tokio Hotel I wondered if Bill was female, until I learned his name and the fact that he and Tom are identical twins. Then it was pretty obvious.