Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
Today, I've always been a healthy person with a normal body and average BMI. My husband is a fitness freak with a super body. When I expressed interest in starting working out, he laughed at me and said, "Trust me, you're not the fitness kind. I've tried." What hurt me most is that it's true. FML
Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML
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Top comments
eddeeezzyy 19
Well, if it does happen...contact me! I have loads of Ak-47s! Best damn assault rifle out there! :D
MagicGiraffe 12
Let's all act like we know something about guns because we play COD!
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Comments (189)
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Why are you trying to force him to work out anyway? Not everyone needs rock hard abs... Just sayin'
plaguer 26
Obesity, maybe? Not like it's a big deal or anything.
alfred07 18
How do you know he is Obese?
plaguer 26
That's why there's a maybe stapled to the end there, kiddo. Learning new words is fun, huh?
alfred07 18
Does he need to work out?
xStaciexLynnx 15
There's real 5k marathons called zombie runs. There are people who are made to look and act like zombies and you're supposed to run like hell for 5k to stay away from them. Now THAT is real training.
SAgirl 24
Sounds awesome!
Shelta957 13
My dad is doing that race
videokid2000 10
What's the point if you can't shoot them??
HelloChrissy 9
Sounds like the coolest 5k race ever.
SAgirl 24
Hell Yeah! Best reson to work out ever!
menacingsprite 3
That's actually really cool. Way to play on his fear of a zombie outbreak!
countryrose92 23
Haha, and what's so wrong with that? That's the only reason I work out. 1. Cardio. Get ready for runnin from zombies. 2. Lift weights. Get ready to climb things to get away from zombies. 3. Kickboxing. Just incAse I run out of amo. ;) plus, who cares why he is working out a long as he is doin it, right?
bmkc4 1
Sounds like doomsday preppers lol
anonymous_kitten 8
He's effing amazing then.
threekings 2
cardio cardio cardio.
Keliosan 6
I don't see why you're upset...motivation is motivation. Use it or you can't complain that he's not exercising.