Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
Today, I've always been a healthy person with a normal body and average BMI. My husband is a fitness freak with a super body. When I expressed interest in starting working out, he laughed at me and said, "Trust me, you're not the fitness kind. I've tried." What hurt me most is that it's true. FML
Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML
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Top comments
eddeeezzyy 19
Well, if it does happen...contact me! I have loads of Ak-47s! Best damn assault rifle out there! :D
MagicGiraffe 12
Let's all act like we know something about guns because we play COD!
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Comments (189)
rightspark 7
Wow you know your husband and how to motivate him. Watch out Jillian here come zombie guys wife
yoi55 0
YDI for not making it fun before this.
SilverTears622 4
Lmao!!! Sounds like my husband exactly. Love love love this post!!
nsaul 3
Good idea! It will happen eventually
bigmackin35 0
Hey!!! The zombies are coming I'll be glad u exercised so u can out run Ur friends
MissAimeeAngel 15
www.zombieprotectioncoalition.com
misfit860 5
That is awesome!
owo_fml 9
If he wants to quit, let him simulate being an actual zombie. The thought of it, though horrifyingly weird, MAY just turn you on enough to give you an ******! ;)
baubabe05 3
Well at least if it does happen, you will have a husband to save your ass!
RoxxyHustle 7
hahahahah!!! My husband and I do that!! We get weird looks at the gym making up scenarios but whatever, we're getting a workout AND entertainment! This is not an FML, just run with it. (Rule #1: Cardio)
EvanescenceLuver 12
@152 BWAHAHAHA!! ZOMBIELAND! LOVE THAT MOVIE!!
brenkite 5
Just don't use it as a prepping video, red Max Brooks's books