Today, as I was at Starbucks writing a paper, a man came and sat next to me. He started staring at me, then I noticed his hands were down his pants. It was noticeable that he was masturbating, so I went to tell a worker. They just said, "He's a regular" and didn't do anything about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the closing shift at work in a café and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee, she grabbed my arm and said, "I think that man is masturbating" and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML
Today, as a flight attendant, I had to deal with a passenger staring at a stewardess constantly and masturbating. His wife was sitting next to him and didn't mind. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
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Steve115s 7
I believe public masturbation is illegal, so If you happen to see him again and he is masturbating call the police
jcash52426 5
Steven Linda what the **** does that have to do with what this person posted. Anyway next time you see someone masturbating in public try a take a pic of his face and move away from him and call the police.
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Steve115s 7
I believe public masturbation is illegal, so If you happen to see him again and he is masturbating call the police
vshah 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If he's in a private property/place, which Starbucks is, then no, it's not illegal. It's at the discretion of the person who owns the property
InfiniteSunshine 32
That's not true at all. Starbucks is a public place as it is a shop freely open to the general population. Whether it is privately or publicly owned is irrelevant, because the definition of a "public place" constitutes more than just its type of ownership. If it is open to the public, meaning there's no membership or expressed permission to use it, then it abides by the same laws/rules for all other places, which makes masturbating in Starbucks just as illegal as anywhere else. People have been charged with public indecency, and other sex offences, simply for being seen naked or exposed through an uncovered window in their own home. This is worse, and violates the law.
joonsson 21
Still illegal. A coffee shop is a public place and not private property. Hence why you can't discriminate against who gets to come inside and such. It's even illegal in your house if you do it to expose yourself to people, like right at your window for instance.
vshah 13
If he's in a private property/place, which Starbucks is, then no, it's not illegal. It's at the discretion of the person who owns the property
vshah 13
If he's in a private property/place, which Starbucks is, then no, it's not illegal. It's at the discretion of the person who owns the property
vshah 13
If he's in a private property/place, which Starbucks is, then no, it's not illegal. It's at the discretion of the person who owns the property
InfiniteSunshine 32
That's not true at all. Starbucks is a public place as it is a shop freely open to the general population. Whether it is privately or publicly owned is irrelevant, because the definition of a "public place" constitutes more than just its type of ownership. If it is open to the public, meaning there's no membership or expressed permission to use it, then it abides by the same laws/rules for all other places, which makes masturbating in Starbucks just as illegal as anywhere else. People have been charged with public indecency, and other sex offences, simply for being seen naked or exposed through an uncovered window in their own home. This is worse, and violates the law.
InfiniteSunshine 32
That's not true at all. Starbucks is a public place as it is a shop freely open to the general population. Whether it is privately or publicly owned is irrelevant, because the definition of a "public place" constitutes more than just its type of ownership. If it is open to the public, meaning there's no membership or expressed permission to use it, then it abides by the same laws/rules for all other places, which makes masturbating in Starbucks just as illegal as anywhere else. People have been charged with public indecency, and other sex offences, simply for being seen naked or exposed through an uncovered window in their own home. This is worse, and violates the law.
species4872 20
It doesn't matter, It's still open to the public and considered to be a public place.
jcash52426 5
Steven Linda what the **** does that have to do with what this person posted. Anyway next time you see someone masturbating in public try a take a pic of his face and move away from him and call the police.
interesting33 37
it's spam. we got a load of these on our forum, posting about how these spells were curing drug addiction when I worked for a charity supporting families affected by drug or alcohol use.
AkoChan 4
Guess he comes often then...
trucker2 33
I quick video, and a phone call should do the trick, as for the Starbucks employee, I'd make a complaint go a little bit higher...
Sparx1_1 16
That's when you call the police yourself. Then, ask for the manager and make a complaint about the employee. The police can access any security footage in the store but, if you feel safe to do so, try and get a pic or video of the guy with his hand in his pants. Do not make shitty comments like "you're going to jail asshole." because that just makes it easier for him to argue that you were harassing him. After you've done all you can do at the store, write a clear and detailed report of the incident and send a complaint to starbucks head office and keep a copy in case the police contact you about this or ask you to go to court - make sure you include the time and date and the location of the store. Most people don't complain because they don't want to take the time to deal with it or risk more time to attend court.
Sparx1_1 16
That's when you call the police yourself. Then, ask for the manager and make a complaint about the employee. The police can access any security footage in the store but, if you feel safe to do so, try and get a pic or video of the guy with his hand in his pants. Do not make shitty comments like "you're going to jail asshole." because that just makes it easier for him to argue that you were harassing him. After you've done all you can do at the store, write a clear and detailed report of the incident and send a complaint to starbucks head office and keep a copy in case the police contact you about this or ask you to go to court - make sure you include the time and date and the location of the store. Most people don't complain because they don't want to take the time to deal with it or risk more time to attend court.
Sparx1_1 16
That's when you call the police yourself. Then, ask for the manager and make a complaint about the employee. The police can access any security footage in the store but, if you feel safe to do so, try and get a pic or video of the guy with his hand in his pants. Do not make shitty comments like "you're going to jail asshole." because that just makes it easier for him to argue that you were harassing him. After you've done all you can do at the store, write a clear and detailed report of the incident and send a complaint to starbucks head office and keep a copy in case the police contact you about this or ask you to go to court - make sure you include the time and date and the location of the store. Most people don't complain because they don't want to take the time to deal with it or risk more time to attend court.
texasbeast08 0
You should have ordered a cup of coffee as hot as possible and then throw on his crotch he won't do that shit again
interesting33 37
THAT would probably be assault and give serious burns. But I get the sentiment.
RichardPencil 32
I've gotta wonder: 1) What name do they put on his cup? Mr. Chickenchoker? 2) Do they ask him if he wants his cup full or if they should leave room for *wink* milk *wink*?
Exaspera 55
I would make a damned big deal! I would stand up and say, "What the Hell are you doing masturbating in here!" And then call, or make someone, call the police! Perpetrators count on our shocked silence. Make noise!
interesting33 37
that's when you demand to speak to the manager.
interesting33 37
that's when you demand to speak to the manager.
Punkpoptart1119 20
There has to be something law enforcement can do. That shit is illegal.