Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
Stewie22 2
call the damn cops and report him/her!!!!!
CaptainDouche 0
For *****'s sake!!! Dogs make for the best targets, people!!! Quit your bitching, go get a good-sized dog, and shoot the shit out of it!!
CaptainDouche 0
Hell yes! I just dump mine overboard. It's even better if you have a pregnant dog. You can stick your arm in it's vag and rip out puppies.
CaptainDouche 0
No way. Angelina and Brad are doing it so it's okay.
sro 0
what a troll..
morganxangela 0
Why would anyone even think of shooting a dog? They are said to be a mans best friend, and you would simply just murder it? You would HAVE to be mental to want to do that!
Person1233 13
You don't have to be mental. You just have to be poor and unwilling to spend food money for a vet to kill your dog for you.
EmilyFelton98 0
Poor Doggy ! D:
damnyou0001 0
im guessing the reason why he killed by your house so when the cops come they will assume you killed the dog.
whoisthisgirl 4
whether or not you want to believe me or not I'm the OP. the road back there was suppose to be a four lane highway and is pretty long. I hate having it there because people will go to the end of it and dump trash, have sex, ect. the police know this and go down there sometimes. they would see that I still have my dogs and do not own a gun of any sorts besides a broken bb gun.
Annahockeygurl16 0
call the cops the animal abuse
JawDropJuliaxD 0
that's awful.
ThatsAfurry 9
the dog couldve gone rabid, and people say a gunshot is cruel? its an instant death, not like being left out in the wild with no chance (not saying it didnt have one), but 2 shots must mean the guy was some sorta stupid
SinfulRose 0
Were you there when the redneck shot the poor animal? no of course not so Stfu
LinTurk 4
maybe the two shots was just to ensure it was dead.
grizzly260 0
Hey **** off and look up the origins of the term redneck before you use it, you ignorant liberal trash. The person may or may not have had a valid reason to shoot the dog, it's between him and his conscious now.
vampire1618 5
How is the man cruel? It could've been just that the dog had to be put down and he didn't want to pay the vet.
CateXOX 0
But you don't know that, and it might have taken a few painful shots to actually kill the dog.
dchevyfreak 3
maybe the dog was old and dieing
iizy 7
Doesn't mean you should shoot it
cuddlebunny3548 11
:o