Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
flamminbunny 2
aww poor dog:(
iltby 3
Most depressing thing I've read in a while.
getpwned919 0
I'm going to find that guy and f**k him up.
lovesilly920 0
ugh horrible!
RachaelNicole 0
kill the dude that ain't right or humane
FlexT 1
...and killing someone is? An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Jazattackk 0
that's ******* disguisting, he should die
phillsand 1
that's the time of year to take care of it.
m0nicaa055 0
thats so mean!!!..;(
lionlvr 9
What a bastard. report him and call him out. he's a freaking beeootch anyway. that's just cruel to kill a dog. he's a sicko and deserves to be put in a mental hospital. seriously. I hope he gets arrested and goes to jail for the rest of his life. it's seriously like killing a person. animals in my opinion have the same right to live as people. it makes me sick how when someone kills a person it's all over the news about how awful it is (which it is.... I'm not denying it.) and then when someone shoots an animal or runs over it just to be an as* face no one calls them out and it's just like, " eh, whatever" and no one cares. he deserves to be killed just like that dog (assuming that he did it just to be a as*.) I could go on and on about this, but I'll stop just 'cause this is a really long comment.
Person1233 13
Dogs are dogs. They are not people. The end.
RuCheezBurger 10
WHAT A ****!