Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
SteveMagnifico 6
At least he didnt do it in plain site
racecarstar21 0
wtf kind of person is that? a ******* idiot one
emz89 0
that's horrible :'(
CamdenMarie 6
One time I saw my neighbor holding a puppy up in the air by it's leash, choking it. So I went out there and took the puppy, then kicked the guy in the balls and called the police to report him. I imagine if I had been in your situation, the guy would have suffered a much worse, less police-involved fate.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I don't get why everyone is getting so butthurt over this. it's a dog, where I grew up, if a dog kills a goat, you shoot it since obviously a goat is too damn big to tie around the dog's neck. it's part of life, like it or not
derekwb 0
did the dog explode and make pretty colors?
FurryRocks 10
Why the f*ckin hell is every one so pissed off the dog was probably hurt and suffering or it was to old and he didn't want to pay the vet I have two dogs of my own and I would never put them down
nichole___99 3
Same, but u don't know that for sure. Some people ate just cruel and kill them for the pleasure of it not cuz its suffering or hurt
ambeeelove 0
:((( that's so sad
kangaru1 0
:( that is too cruel. and why do people click "they deserved it"?!
PushBarToOpen 5
Poor guy,having to shoot his dog FHL