Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
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Top comments
mthammer 4
aren't McDonald's burgers 2 years old anyways?
PSQ91 6
Give him a hamburger anyways. That crap is so cheep & he's probably some bum.
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Comments (121)
boone2511 0
that sucksss
heyy17 10
you should give him a 2 year old burger
Miss_Kristen 10
Yep! the customer is always right!
FUGYU 2
well, then he doesn't get his hamburger, right?
FUGYU 2
well, then he doesn't get his hamburger, right?-
dolphincheddar 10
the hamburgler strikes again!
slightlypyro1996 4
it doesn't really suck it's just retarded. oh and 11/17 is my birthday!!
mthammer 4
aren't McDonald's burgers 2 years old anyways?
CrAzYyEt 8
it's my birthday too! plus how is this an FML? it doesn't really matter.
xlostwithoutu 0
YDI for working at McDonalds
yummycupkake 0
now that I think about it, I would walk into mcdonalds with a two year old receipt demanding that I never got my burger...
xlostwithoutu 0
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Lmao don't get why it got so many thumbs down. McDonalds is ******* disgusting. But whatever(:
ImmortalKratos 0
maybe he got injured while waiting for his burger and went into a comma two years ago and just woke up from it and demanded his damn burger.
dolphincheddar 10
I've heard of going into a coma, but how does one enter a comma?
ScaughtieHolden 11
80 in your opinion. thanks for sharing.
Cmliedtke 0
you got thumbs down because not everybody is able to get a job as a doctor... Do you think Mcdonalds was his dream job or something?
tedirvine 2
because, xlost, you're a judgemental prick who shouldn't be handing out ydi's based on where they work
xlostwithoutu 0
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97 & 101 it's not because it's a shitty job. it's a shitty place in general. thumbs down please
Marktheshark 0
xlost just because you have an opinion about the place doesn't entirely make it true.The world doesn't revolve around you, so yeah keep thinking that it does an post shit comments an we will see if you break the "thumbs" down record
sarcasticbitch 7
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't America the place of opportunity. I somehow agree with xlosts, as you can go beyond McDonald restaurant as your job. Taking a university loan and studying a subject that will grant you employment. Do not tell me that a university loan is bad as I am having one and I consider it as an investment. Likewise, why is it an FML? OP can simply say that the receipt is too old and therefore he/she will not get their hamburger. What will the customer do? Complain to the manager that he showed two year old receipt and he did not get their food? OP will not get into trouble unless the McDonald manager is a complete idiot.
JoeyPterodactyl 0
Maybe after a few years of therapy you can recover from that life *******.
iDoHard 0
OP did you give him his hamburger.
CryMoreFMLs 15
19 thumbs up and still moderated? Damn Sirin, what did it say?
rmeyer6 0
wtf haha
ChantelRenaeee 0
oh lord.
awesomeooo3 0
I don't get it. All OP has to do is look at the receipt and day no, right? I don't understand how this is an FML.
PSQ91 6
Give him a hamburger anyways. That crap is so cheep & he's probably some bum.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Why would you give him the burger?!
LordGoober 13
Because they have a few hundred under the heat lamp
agentx52 13
Okay let me tell you right now, I work at McDonald's, and everything we sell is 100% fresh. We get so much business that nothing gets the chance to be older than 5 minutes. Nothing.
PSQ91 6
Sure, but that stuff is crap anyways; it's a disgrace they call it "hamburger".
steelersfan3250 0
hamburgers r not that cheap these days dude
danishbagel 3
They're on the dollar menu. That's pretty cheap. -.-
danishbagel 3
38, Yes, I always love a good freshly frozen burger.
MetalSparks138 0
if we didnt have burgers we wouldnt have fat kids if there were no fat kids we couldnt bully them if we didnt bully them they wouldnt complain :D
Saltime 0
I love when I bite into a nice, dry McDonald's burger. The taste of stale pickles and day old meat satisfies my taste buds.
A7X_LoVeee 10
So, did the man get his burger or what?!
Livinia 11
F his life not yours... all the man wants is a hamburger!
ColtsDoug18 0
it probably came out..... years ago
ambowew 7
Sure you weren't looking at the expiration date of the burgers you were selling? Leave it to Maccas.
TheTerenity 9
Kum is Muk backwards
ambowew 7
Holy shit, #65, you're a ******* genius. Now if you were over the age of 10 you might have actually gotten the joke. Run back to your mother now before I flog yo ass.
willb2107 0
That was the point that you say 'Sorry, this is invalid by a year and a half. Goodbye' and then get back to work.
carameldrizzle 0
sneeze on his burger :]
martyslurpee18 0
cause that's the right thing to do