Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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orbiter6467 0
what a party.
Solkre 0
Maybe she'll bring some snacks?
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Comments (136)
itsmeroxy2 0
1st!!
HeresReality 0
just because you made an event on facebook doesn't mean that people whodont accept it won't come
Intoxicunt 6
Mmm, I don't think that was the FML. I'm pretty sure, since the OP had to wait for their mommy to leave, that it was a secret party. You know, they're probably under 18. Soooo, her finding out seemed to be the implied FML.
moomonkeymatters 0
um...no. they are screwed because their parents didn't know about the party and found oht
jessxoxo28 5
#1 facebook rule; BLOCK PARENTS
gothymama 0
Yeah, and with the new privacy settings, you can have mommy and daddy on your friends list, and any post you don't want them to see, you can block them from seeing. You can just block them from specific status updates or posts. YDI.
BigBoii123456 0
lol fun fun
pongmaster 0
at least your mother is supportive! whip out the olive oil and paaaaaartaaaayyy!
Beatles1500 0
agreed
jakeTS 0
it's a double FML
Austino713 0
epic fail FYL
harryman04 0
this fml sucks cause perdix hasn't commented on it yet.
what_the_fail 0
92's got the right idea
hershey098 0
I like chocolate milk!!!!!!!!!!!!
advent2060 4
lol YDI for having your mom as a facebook friend
MizzLaughter 1
true true girl why wuld yuh want yeur parents looking at stuff yuh talk wit yeur frends??
IscoreOnU 19
118 & 123- Can you ******* get a dictionary please?
orbiter6467 0
what a party.
paid2think 0
Best party of your life
MissRachieee 3
wow.
Solkre 0
Maybe she'll bring some snacks?
Iimanii09 0
ouch not smart
itsmeroxy2 0
***
mae18_fml 0
and thats why you dont add your mom on facebook !
Pigganon 0
Exactly.
Otto12 0
#18 has the best picture ever!
omgmorganomg 0
my mother added me. when I ignored it, she demanded I accepted next time. And I and 16...
mae18_fml 0
haha that sucks. but you can always put her on your limited profile :O
autistic_pride 0
How can your mom attend if she will be out of town? I don't understand.
bridgette5866 0
Mom found out about what was supposed to be a secret party, I'm guessing
00pedro00 0
Perhaps the mom can ask the OP to reschedule the party so as to fit the moms schedule?
shadaboo2014 0
thts their dumb fault 4 puttin a "secret" party on facebook KNOWING ur parent will be able to c it OP YDI for bein dumb!
dudeitsdanny 10
You're one to talk about being dumb..
majones 0
I hope you're not having a sex party.
harryman04 0
ew.
soozjw 2
Hmm you didn't think through the whole "putting the party on facebook" thing did you!
tman118 0
who didn't see this one coming
waywick 0
This thought process is what makes teenagers so ******* stupid. Wait, did I say thought process? I meant stupidity.
boopityboppity 11
Hopefully you don't think all teenagers fit into this description...
milk_cookies83 5
So... Stupidity makes teenagers stupid?