Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
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stardustjunkie 12
You should play classical music when fireworks are going off, it's supposed to calm animals down. Works with our cat! We put his bed in a room with classical music playing and he'll sleep straight through the fireworks instead of being sick with stress. I know it sounds crazy..
badluckdawson 19
How does someone deserve this?
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Comments (63)
Kozmotis 8
That's a crappy situation.
hemz_fml 13
Poor gal was probably suffering from an anxiety attack but I hope you told her what was wrong every time I discipline my dog he just looks away and doesn't face what he's done. Good luck and hope it doesn't happen again!
thatkidhesh 11
**** your dogs life for being so stressed that it had no choice in its mind but to eat a door and poop on your bed. Poor dog.
softrally 15
How can she eat your door?
MikeonFML 17
I agree, consumption of half a doors worth of wood would be impressive. I image he/she chewed pieces off without swallowing much, that's what my dog used to do with other wooden things
SkyGuy32 17
I had a dog that ate a chair until when my dad sat in it, it just collapsed. And I swear that dog looked like it was ******* smiling.
violette_tiger 7
Were they nice or crappy ?
chuksnwali 34
wha?
inkdeath87 18
Yikes. FYL. That dog really hates fireworks.
SlapAndTickle 20
More like the dog is scared of them.
j_729 18
Mine almost killed him self a few years ago by jumping through a window.
badluckdawson 19
How does someone deserve this?
DocBastard 40
Perhaps OP beats the dog and then subjects it to a terrifying display of flashing lights and deafening explosions. Just a thought.
Ki11erC 18
Dogs should be kept well away from fireworks and not left alone, some can really get terrified, OP should of checked and or known this.
Yakostovian 18
And you should know that "should of" is grammatically incorrect.
KiddoKS 19
12, how do you know the dog was left alone. I was in the same room as my dog and she managed to knock over a lamp, spill the remote holder onto her head and push the couch away from the wall before I got to her. And where exactly are you going to go, other than another country, to keep well away from the fireworks on the 4th. Even if your city doesn't have a show, one of your neighbors probably will. We all love our pets and do our best, but it still sucks if something gets ruined. Op just wanted to vent.
IStoleTheCookies 16
You can't stop other people from setting off fireworks, and the noise is still loud in your house no matter what you do, so it's not OP's fault.
IStoleTheCookies 16
#31, the image of your dog spilling the remote holder on her head is kinda cute :')
KiddoKS 19
37 - It is always funny the following day :) Even smart dogs makes the worst decisions when they're scared.
vvmativv 8
If a dog can eat through a door and shit on a bed with him present, I'm impressed. Probably couldn't of stopped the ******** but the door would be there in one piece.
shellykjelly 26
Well obviously it's OP's fault for getting a dog and for living in a place where there are fireworks.
chuksnwali 34
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
stardustjunkie 12
You should play classical music when fireworks are going off, it's supposed to calm animals down. Works with our cat! We put his bed in a room with classical music playing and he'll sleep straight through the fireworks instead of being sick with stress. I know it sounds crazy..
KiddoKS 19
I always shut all the windows and turn on the ac and the tv to make it as loud as possible. They'll still be nervous, but it helps a little. You can also try to keep them distracted with games or toys they like. Good luck op... At least it's just once a year and I'm sure you'll figure out what works for your pet eventually.
ninjamushroom 7
I don't have a dog myself, but I know from friends that fireworks are a common thing dogs are afraid of. Luckily, its not often fireworks go off. Is your dog afraid of thunderstorms too?
forlifebro 15
My dog used to freak out and try to attack the fireworks so we would have to put him inside with the tv on loud some dogs react differently
Zack6849 8
one might even say your dog was scared shitless.
msarosi 14
My dog did that once. She got locked in my bedroom by accident during fireworks and dug right through the drywall. FYL OP, i feel yuh!